JosephSchmo

If you're going to act like a sucker about it, I'm not going to give you back your earrings back

By JosephSchmo, August 16, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

My problem is that she tossed a tiny dog into a full bath. She had no way of knowing that her brother would revert to human form.

By JosephSchmo, January 30, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Top That!

They call me the wanderer, I roam around, around, around fucking everything. #mostlysafesex

By JosephSchmo, November 16, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• mostlysafesex

My fault? We wouldn't even be here if hadn't rubbed the amulet.

By JosephSchmo, July 17, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Courage
• Bae

Ask not what your county can do for Hugh Grant, we've done enough for him

By JosephSchmo, January 27, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Chase
• Lime
• (and 1 more)

  Tagged with:

  • Chase
  • Lime
  • Vitamin C

Perception is a moving target; the looking glass looks back. The looking glass looks back.

By JosephSchmo, January 28, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Jelly Beans
• WWF
• (and 2 more)

  Tagged with:

  • Jelly Beans
  • WWF
  • WWE
  • Stone Cold Steve Austin

I'm not a hot saucerman. I'm a hot saucer, man.

By JosephSchmo, November 17, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• hot saucerman

Scarf or no scarf, I'm going to kick that llama.

By JosephSchmo, March 20, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Miley
• Stay Swaggy
• (and 1 more)

  Tagged with:

  • Miley
  • Stay Swaggy
  • Fire Escape

These are by far the most viscous jelly beans I've ever defenestrated.

By JosephSchmo, January 26, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Defenstrate

Can I kick it? Not until it's in the public domain.

By JosephSchmo, September 30, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• phyfe
• Five foot assassin
• (and 1 more)

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  • phyfe
  • Five foot assassin
  • Stork

Werewolf dunk and werewolf drunk. High or dry, the llama cares not.

By JosephSchmo, July 29, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Teen wolf

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a porcupine holds no value at all.

By JosephSchmo, September 27, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Life
• Crispy

Well sure, of course, but unlike a horse, I only eat brown sugar cubes.

By JosephSchmo, February 7, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• #JustSaying
• Ricky Rubio is back

If you're here, where's all that turtle milk coming from?

By JosephSchmo, April 16, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Turtle
• Tay Tay

Once, twice, three times slim shady

By JosephSchmo, September 5, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• word
• rest
• (and 1 more)

  Tagged with:

  • word
  • rest
  • sled

Typewriters and seagulls are interchangeable.

By JosephSchmo, April 20, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Fungibility
• Goofy
• (and 1 more)

  Tagged with:

  • Fungibility
  • Goofy
  • Fred Flintstone

There is a lot of pee pee in the toilet.

By JosephSchmo, December 3, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Celery

G-g-g-g-g-goosefish!

By JosephSchmo, March 27, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Goosefish
• T-Swift
• (and 1 more)

  Tagged with:

  • Goosefish
  • T-Swift
  • Tay Tay

I'd like to believe you, but that is a suspicious amount of mosquito bites

By JosephSchmo, November 9, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• K Pop

Cock a doodle do! Cock a dew to whom?

By JosephSchmo, September 10, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Fail apple, fail apple, fail apple. Maple Jordan brings peace yonder hillside.

By JosephSchmo, November 16, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Fail apple
• Maple Jordan
• (and 1 more)

  Tagged with:

  • Fail apple
  • Maple Jordan
  • Timberwolves

If you're so smart, why don't you try pickling the snozberry?

By JosephSchmo, October 12, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Snozberry

Honey crisp and bubblegum pie, drain the dreidel, drain it dry.

By JosephSchmo, June 23, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Hat
• Cool Hat
• (and 1 more)

  Tagged with:

  • Hat
  • Cool Hat
  • Rabbit

Do you know of one who has lately done a worthy action deserving praise and imitation or who has committed an error proper for us to be warned against

By JosephSchmo, April 20, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Benji Franks
• Caviar
• (and 1 more)

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  • Benji Franks
  • Caviar
  • Sliced Ham

Cocktail takes place in a universe where juggling bartenders rule the social scene.

By JosephSchmo, February 24, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Shue
• moo
• (and 1 more)

  Tagged with:

  • Shue
  • moo
  • New Jersey