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Pure Guava last won the day on September 5 2018
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This is actually Adam Scott, Hollywood Bad Boy
- Birthday 04/03/1973
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Scott_(actor)
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Hangin with My lovely wife Naomi, reading Harry Potter to my kids, listening to U2, REM, and if I need to change my vibe? Drop some choice Dead shows (1972 for mellowing me out after kicking Hollywood's ass, 1977 for getting me revved up and ready to kick Hollywood's ass again). then it's time for some straight chillin' round the way, Santa Cruz style, ya know? Puffin' hooters, chewing boomers and making tie-dye shirts for my Dad's friends, then at sunset head down to my church, which you might know as the beach, but for us Cruz Cruisers AKA the Boardwalk Bunch AKA the SCBOYZ it's known as church, not the beach. So church bells ring and I open my eyes to discover I'm kneeling in front of an altar boy not a blue foamy crusher that's when I realize I went to an actual church, not the beach, which is known as church to me, but instead of hitting the gnar-gnar water ladders with my 8ft soft-top boogie board (ages 12-up only, I don't play around with that kiddie stuff, that stuff that is for kids) custom spray painted to have the original poster art for The Lost Boys but my head airbrushed over that dude from Bill and Ted that's not Keanu because that's why I got into pretending to be other people in front of cameras, to meet remake Lost Boys with the same cast except not-Keanu and I guess another reason I slyly waited until now to smirk at you knowingly, pull my sun shades down my nostril middle and I turn to the camera I envision everywhere I go at all times " I heard you can make some pretty big paychecks, we're talking BOO-KOO-DOLL-ORR-AYS BROOOOOSSS"
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Pure Guava started following Alright Portland, I admit Bridge City is a cool nickname but it doesn't come close to L.A.'s "Under the Bridge Downtown City", the only nickname Los Angeles has ever had or needed., Skittles give me shittles, gumdrops make my bum slop & Kit-Kats make my shit splat so pass the Reese’s Pieces so the feces ceases!, The backlash over Backdraft got rather heated at times and and 7 others
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The backlash over Backdraft got rather heated at times
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Dubya Dubya Dubya not gonna do it dot com backslash read my lips
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The devil is in the details…The satanic details, that is.
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If you're happy & you know it keep it to yourself, nothing dampens the already suicidal mood of your pathetic family & friends more than the confusion that follows another outburst of random applause from the hands of you, Mr. Happy P. Smileyshit
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If you're happy & you know it keep it to yourself, nothing dampens the already suicidal mood of your pathetic family & friends more than the confusion that follows another outburst of random applause from the hands of you, Mr. Happy P. Smileyshit