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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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They call me cuddle young dog but when all is said and done I'm really just a cuddle puppy
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Every handyman in Hollywood is stressed the fuck out. It must be pilot light season again.
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Week one of Khaleesi/muppet fuckwatch ends in disappointment.
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Comedy Bang-Bang your head! Metal heath'll drive you mad
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As a member of the PISS Army, I just wanna urinate all night, and tinkle every day
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Tilted towers contain jilted powers plotting the junta as they grimace & glower #Fortnite #OverthrowTheGovernmentUseGamingSkillsToKillThePigsInPower
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Enoch, Ezekiel, Jedediah and Winifred all agree: Old-timey names are a thing of the past
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There is a 5th dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space & as timeless as infinity. It smells like old bird jizz
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Hash browns? Hash browns? I asked for crack greens, damn you.
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Dr. Who? House M.D. No, I'm talking about a TV show. I know, House M.D. No, Dr. Who! I just told you, House M.D. MARCUS WELBY IS ON THIRD
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Kings, Lords, & valiant knights from across the seven kingdoms all tried to win her hand, but only the purrrrrrrr of heart Kitty Princess would marry.
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"That's a low blow" said the man standing in a hole getting head
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Dads and Grads are mad that Chad's ads for plaid pads for lads are clad with tads of Brad's sad nads.
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What's the deal with Seinfeld impressions? You make an observation and ask questions loudly? Is that it? I mean, come on people! What's the deal?
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chaelangelo, recycle that banjo, yo. Psyche!...you'll damage the flange, ya know?
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Just started The Jinx...that Bobby Durst, so handsome, so rich, any gal would be lucky to snag him!
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Fuck the police is what wives of policemen do every night, all across the country. Not sure what all the fuss is about.
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Pizza perverts the world over flock to Chicago for a slice o' that fuckable pie.
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There's no "u" in team because you are terrible at sports and nobody likes you.There is a "u" in fuck off so maybe go look into that instead.
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You know what they always say..."What good is a horse farmer if he's not in a universe that allows sentient creatures to be grown in fields?"
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Never trust a taqueria employee, they spill the beans every day.
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Don't give up hope, good people, for even dog shit gives off warmth for a few minutes a day
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