Pure Guava
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Everyone loves Raymond except The Haters of The Raymond, proud and noble Raymond haters since 1468
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Saying you have a foreign object in your eye is xenophobic & closed-minded. Just take the sword through your cornea like a true cosmopolitan
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If you synch up Dark Side of the Moon with West Side Story you have way too much time on your hands & should really put the bong down once in a while
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"Don't eat the brown acid" and other lies the blue acid corporation want you to believe next on an all new Geraldo
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Diplo's ma was so proud when Diplo finally got his diploma
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Don't take much to turn a duck-billed platypus into a fuck-filled platypus. Just a penis, some tranquilizers and a dream...
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My first wish? More wishes. Second wish? Fill the crack in the Liberty Bell with regurgitated cheesesteak from Mike Schmidt's stomach.
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Strip away the lush trappings of lettuce, meat, cheese, onions, tomatoes, sour cream, guacamole, & rice and all you have is a wet, flimsy tortilla.
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Happy Siete de Mayo, the lesser known holiday celebrating the Mexican battle for USA's HBOGO password
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We're so happy to be here tonight at the beautiful Wilbur Theatre in historic Bos-2,000 pounds
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I ordered a Big Mac in Toronto and you know what they called it? A Big Mac. They speak English in Toronto, it was crazy, man.
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Luke, I am your father. You see, when a mommy and daddy fall in love he sticks his light saber into her Sarlacc pit and a baby is born
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You might want to keep your eye on the seniors during adult swim, it gets a little animated out there
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And to finally put the age-old question to rest...yes, my taint is still insane.
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To live and die and fart and shit and screw and eat in LA.
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The year 10,000 BC through 2016 AD called, they want their inherently racist and patriarchal political-social system back
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A political-social system that is inherently racist and patriarchal? That's soooooo 10,000 BC-2016 AD
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More like "A Fartbreaking Turd of Gaggering Penis" ammirite literary nerds?
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"I'm bringing sexy back". Damnit, Justin, this is a potluck please bring a side dish or dessert like we discussed
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Week one of Khaleesi/muppet fuckwatch ends in disappointment.
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Hulk no mind turning green. Hulk no mind smash. Hulk not even mind being monster. Hulk does mind ripping favorite pair of pants, pants are expensive.
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Think about the sun, Pippin. Think about her golden glance. How she lights the world up! Well...better go with the SPF 50
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