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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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Sing a song of sixpence La la la is that six pennies worth? La La La La La Or a sixth of a penny? Doo do doo do Seems the latter would be inconvenient to say the least doobie doobie woo woo waaaahhh
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If a breakdancer pops n' locks in a forest and no one is around to see it, does he start a forest fire in hopes the firefighters will appreciate his moves?
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Droppin beats ain't nothin to be proud of, butterfingers.
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On the 1 hand, glue is strong. On the other hand, nails are less mess.On the other hand AHH!! 3 HANDS??!!??!! I should have known building a Pinebox Derby car w/ Dr.Moreau would lead to horrific physical additions but on the other hand SHIT, NOT AGAIN!!!
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chaelangelo, recycle that banjo, yo. Psyche!...you'll damage the flange, ya know?
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Moth balls may keep your clothes dry but moth dick gets them all wet, so what's the point?
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Snot, sperm, vomit, tears/ Bloody nose, poop pus & pee/ Just like everyone you’ve loved through the years / Yr’ insides are trying to get away from you and be free
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I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name and a map with no name and a sleeping bag with no name and we brought extra water and it was named “Splashy”
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Itsa me, Mario. Itsa him, Luigi. Itsa you, player one. Itsa her, player two. Itsa we, everyone I just named. Itsa us, all of us, there is only one consciousness, and it permeates the fabric of the Universe and is within all things
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Frostpee the snowman was a yellow crusty mess too disgusting to write a song about.
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If the wienermobile hit a tree, causing the buns to detach & land on a bystander, you could say the carbonate him.You could say that, & I could take a 2 liter of soda & punch you in the wiener until mo' bile spewed out of yr' unfunny mouth, you corny fuck
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You haven't had authentic street food until the powder from your pulverized teeth makes you sneeze bile mixed w/ the bits of undigested asphalt from the street you authentically turned into food.
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If you ever feel like you don't belong, that everyone is staring & laughing at you like a freak, & you don't know where to turn just know...stop wearing clown make-up & a g-string to teach kindergarten, yr' going to be arrested if you don't put on pants
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Anyone screaming at a Men At Work concert weren't taking the band's name seriously. Does Colin Hay go to yr' pizza parlor and scream at you as you-ah tryin-to-ah-make-uh-duh-pizza-PIE? No, he doesn't. He just asks for a slice, extra Vegemite please.
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You know when you wake up on a beach nude except for blood that's not yrs, try retracing yr steps but find quickly it's a bad idea, that's when the sirens approach which reminds you yr a cop, they're here to drive you to the evidence locker for round 2.
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If this catchphrase is on the Comedy Bang-Bang then Mama, see, I ain't a dum-dum that can't follow directions; I found the website, typed my funny words, hit the submit button now I'm going to use my manners to thank Mr. Earwolf, are you proud of me Mama?
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To me, capital punishment is not something that mankind should take lightly, the killing of another man for his crimes should be restricted to only those perversions of nature who sing "Pump" instead of "Jump" during Van Halen karaoke night.
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The hard part?Believing 5,280 ft. of bacon, chicken, tomato, lettuce, mayo & toast really wanted me to join the quest to find the wizard who turned him into a sandwich. The easy part? Joining the mile-high club, dead wizard treasure ain't easy to come by
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I'm so nervous my flopsweat just shat the bed with me in it while I dreamt of being naked at school but this time my penis had flopsweat which then shat the bed that yr' wife and I fuck in every day. That's why I'm so nervous, I need to tell you something
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If you are going to San Francisco, be sure to wear flowers in your hair to cover up the smell of human feces, we are downwind of the Tenderloin today
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You say tomato,I say tomato, the totalitarian regime that rules over this futuristic society has criminalized vocalization of any kind, all communication must be submitted via cybernetic impulse that is monitored by our benevolent leader so let's...
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From the twisted mind of horror's reigning champion of blood comes a movie so scary that you won't believe yr' eyes & yr' eyes won't believe you, which started a 7-year war between the ocular nerve & the brain that could only end 1 way: Legal blindness
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My dad's suicide note confused the rest of my family but it sure got to me, enough to be driving a 1-way route to the rope and rickety stool store: "I can't be a part of a world where there aren't more people doing Schneider from One Day At A Time cosplay
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