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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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"I am the one who knocks on heaven's door" says Heisenberg Dylan
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"Penny for your thoughts" said no one, ever, on the planet of Pennieswereneverinventedhere
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Gonna borrow that Wayne Coyne bubble and go take out some young punks at the corner. Roll away like nothing happened. Avoid hills at all costs
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"You really put the "chalk" in chocolate" would be a sick burn if you were a judge in a cooking competition.
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Honey, I got good news and bad news. And great news. And awful news. Just a whole lotta news. Alright, see ya tonight, off to work.
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, because I spilled it, and all ants are male, right?
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If you are Canadian take off your earbuds now...OK America Freedom Fighters, initiate Operation FEARWOLF
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Straight outta Compton...you're gonna want to take the 105 West to the 110 North to the 101 North to Exit 7
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Lando "Chuckles" Calrissian throws cream pies and squirts seltzer at the Empire at his home in Clown City
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The adult video world is abuzz with news of Martha Stewart's new craft-themed porn movie "Cock, Paper, Scissors"
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Cake Boss met Ho-Ho under the mistletoe and a new pimp was born. Please welcome Ho-Boss into the world
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I bet Betsy Ross was a real fucking boss at flag football
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Bleaker than bleak days and freaky beak-filled nights, that's what a depressed nymphomaniac toucan with insomnia's life is all about, man.Â
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All the single ladies? All the single ladies. All the single ladies? All the single ladies. All the single ladies? All the single ladies.
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Decades of intensive psychotherapy, counseling, and medication, that is how Stella got her groove back.
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Move over,there's a new sheriff in town, yr' standing right in his way. Just a few more inches oughta do it. I think that's good,he can get by you now
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The Millennial Falcon and Gen-X Wing Fighter...is that a thing?
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With Mötley Crüe retiring and Guns n' Roses reuniting, chlamydia stocks have been on a real roller coaster ride lately...Buy! Sell! Itch!
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If you teach a blind fool how to fish for a bird in the hand, you will count your chickens upon the road less traveled.
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You call that Hot Chocolate? More like Warm Choco-early, am I right ladies?
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Next motherfucker leaves the "O" off of opossum gonna spend the night with Scabby Pete in the haunted fuck chair.
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February 15th is Valet-nines Day, the national day of mourning for the brave 9 valets that dared to park a Hummer in a compact space.
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Will it be cock in hand with Aukerman, fellatio with Horatio, or stroking pecker with Heidecker? The comedian orgy has begun.
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