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    The Pebble Bleach Pro-Ham is the premier pork whitening tournament on the pro circuit today.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Wait, this is called a taco "shell"?Taco turtle house?Taco pretty beach find? What's next,taco sweater?And that is how the billion$ franchise was born

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Fireworks? Yeah no shit, Einstein. Call me when it STOPS working. I'll be out looting coats. Waterworks? Umm I hope so, what else the fish gonna drink

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You're not a true dance club party boy until you've spent 3 weeks in the ER with a deadly case of Glitter Lung.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The movie? Felt like the digital version of the Trail of Tears but less toothpicks made from buffalo penis & more Mark Ruffalo dick pics, holla girl!

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Just woke up from a nightmare.A Special Thing message board was abandoned & I got trapped in a horrific pun palace called Catchphrase Suggestions.KMS?

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Fact: USA's colors were picked because of Washington's big red baboon ass, Jefferson's blue cock ring he never removed & Adams's milky white titties.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Ah geez, thanks for the medication doc, it's all cleared up. You really put the gone in gonorrhea!

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You got some real nerve showing up in a place like this. Which is great because those fake nerve cyborg shitbots aren't allowed inside the human zone.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Afraid yr' surrounded by flammable pine that could burn yr' wild ropey heart into ash? Fear not, feral knot, for all trees are fir, tall & fire fought

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Chicken noodle soup for the soul, chicken noodle poop for the bowl

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    Gonna borrow that Wayne Coyne bubble and go take out some young punks at the corner. Roll away like nothing happened. Avoid hills at all costs

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Black or white, short or tall, handsome or ugly, dead or alive, mustached or shaved, pineapple or oboe, flurgax or shirrrrrrellll, 53234 6yyy 9w39a;::

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Sacrifice begins with "sac" and ends with "ice" so get your cold nuts out there and take one for the team

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    There is a 5th dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space & as timeless as infinity. It smells like old bird jizz

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Salvador Adderalli's works exude manic energy, the paint seems to vibrate off the canvas right into your pores, whispering "sleep is for the weak"

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If there's a better name for a Lord of the Rings-themed Migos cover band than "Smigos" I'm all ears.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Oh to be back in London town with the fog & grime, the blark, the globbydards & chorfbundle meat with brong flurgham & jork spods Oh to be home again!

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Gary, Indiana? That guy is a real banana brain. Tell him Johnny Colorado is looking for him & no, I don't have change for a dollar, ya' nitwit

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Stick it to the man! OK students, that's all for your first lesson. Voodoo Dolls 101 dismissed.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    All the musty daddies who get their kicks licking month-old bread know the grimiest weight benches in town are at Mold's Gym

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    My Dopplerganger is out there right now having orgies with weathermen in the exact same positions as me. Godspeed you beautiful bastard

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Tilted towers contain jilted powers plotting the junta as they grimace & glower #Fortnite #OverthrowTheGovernmentUseGamingSkillsToKillThePigsInPower

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The best things in life are free. The yummy honey straight from the hive, the 287 stingers and that undiagnosed bee allergy that kills you? All free!

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    My doggy disco day care was shut down today.How was I to know canine livers can't process cocaine? Anyone want to buy a slightly peed-on mirror ball?

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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