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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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Well if it isn't my old nemesis, the hot dog. I've been waiting years for this opportunity to ask you one simple question: What if God was one of us?
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And a Partridge Family in a Pear Tree. A-ha! I have finally completed decorating my orchard with DVD box sets.
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Yay, it's 4:20!!!!! Bongs and stuff!!! Oh no....it's 4:21. Dongs to fluff.
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The White Stripes and Black Flag have announced a merger and have a new singer, Macy Gray
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I am the Lizard King, I can do anything due to this government being an absolute monarchy which grants me supreme authority with no restrictions
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If the eyes are the windows to the soul than why are potatoes so fucking boring?
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If you have a voblex under your bed would you consider some Pure Guava in your fridge?
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Space PETA has been after Han Solo for years ever since that Tauntaun incident.
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Zeus, God of the sky, King of Mt. Olympus, ruler of the world, sits silently, nodding, judging your masturbating from afar
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Your Honor, if you are going to condemn me for using chicken noodle soup for lube you best be ready to lock up the whole goddamn town of Pittsburgh.
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Neil Campbell, Scott Aukerman and Paul Rust: Further proof that comedy is a hunky boy club
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Talk to the hand, girl....cuz that happens to be where my ears are, there was an unfortunate mix-up in the operating room.
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"Tune in tomorrow for Tigers vs. Yankees" said the Confederate zoo owner as he stood over the mutilated Union soldiers
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Bring us some figgy pudding yes bring us some figgy pudding, bring us some figgy pudding said no one ever
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My catchphrase was said on the air and all I got was this lousy t-shirt (and an legendary case of herpes)
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt....It's also the refusal of something requested or desired.
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Cooing and the rustle of feathers. This is what it sounds like when doves cry.
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More like "A Fartbreaking Turd of Gaggering Penis" ammirite literary nerds?
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George gorged on gorp in Georgia, he ain't so gorgeous no mo
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Noun verb adverb preposition conjunction noun, pronoun conjunction preposition interjection!
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Coca-Koala is the best-selling marsupial flavored soda on the market, narrowly beating out Mountain Roo
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"Fear is the weapon of the underprivileged few" said some confused guy. Shouldn't listen to him, he sounded confused.
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butler bell is rung....monocle falls in champagne....now the haiku ends
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