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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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My dog's bark is worse than his bite. By that I mean he has a rare skin disease that makes his fur turn hard and peel like bark, a side effect of the medicine is total tooth loss hence the weak bite.
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Dustin Diamond never dusted diamonds, judging by his IMDB page polishing cubic zirconia is way more realistic
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There should be an emoji for when you want to express disgust about someone liking emo. A emoji face that says "You like emo? Gee."
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"Gimme that peel! Gotta have that peel!" said the modest banana.
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Sanders, Trump, and Clinton all agree: "We have never heard of Comedy Bang-Bang"
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For the next game of twister we shall be using Ecuadorian rules. Governor, remove your left thumb.
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Third salad's a charm, said Jimmy 3-Salads. He got his nickname because he was always making 3 salads.
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Wing-dings, silly little font, no time for you in Billy's spittle jaunt (he likes Arial Bold and Impact)
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As black & yellow as a bee, Earwolf's website stares out at me. Pondering catchphrase 'till morning comes, resisting urges to murder bums.
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Thy thouest art thine thou thinest, art thine thou? Thus ends lesson one of old-timey Bible talk.
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Remember that show where they ran around shoving groceries in their carts? This is not that show.
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Welcome to the Dunder Dome, where two men enter, that's what she said
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Itsa me, Mario. Itsa him, Luigi. Itsa you, player one. Itsa her, player two. Itsa we, everyone I just named. Itsa us, all of us, there is only one consciousness, and it permeates the fabric of the Universe and is within all things
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I'm not saying she's a gold digger, she's more a foreman for the mining operation than an actual on-site prospector.
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Can someone direct the schizophrenic to a different forum, please?
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After all the Grateful Dead shows, all Josephine really wanted was a nice roast beef sandwich and the last 30 years of her life back
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The Hart wants what the Hart wants, and apparently these days what Kevin wants is to star in some really shitty movies
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I've heard of March Madness, but March Sadness? Yes, unfortunately. 31 straight days of sobbing uncontrollably confirms it.
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We had joy,we had fun,we had seasons in the sun,which was crazy because the sun is really hot & we definitely should NOT have lasted that long
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If this podcast ain't got Mojo Nixon than this podcast could use some fixin'
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Grandma Josephine always said nothing spices up a marriage like a 6-day PCP binge.
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6660: The Markup of the Beast. Thanks a lot inflation, you little devil you. Still a hell of a deal if you ask me.
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Counselor, could you please refrain from calling my client's menstrual blood "clitty litter" for the rest of the proceedings?
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