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    As the leaves change & fall to the ground I'm reminded of the cycle of life,the imminence of death,& how good it feels to fuck a warmed-up pumpkin pie

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    As we say goodbye to Dads and Grads remember this: American Independence was won in a month called JEW LIE. If you think America is free think again.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    As you can tell by all the windmills and tulips, this catchphrase is Dutch as fuck.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, this bartering system isn't that creative or useful

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Ask not what your country can do for you, for countries are not sentient beings and will never respond

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Ate dog food once? You fall into 1 of 3 categories:1.Curiosity(same people that taste their own cum).2. Dare/show off(same people that eat a bucket of cum)3. Legit hunger/hobo times (same people that can't cum because Denver Pete sliced their peckers off

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Attendees of the SF show please note...

    By Pure Guava, in Hollywood Handbook

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    Aye, the heathen chocolate chewers, on a one-way express train to hell for not letting the cocoa melt in their mouth as the Good Lord intended.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Baa-baa black sheep have you any wool? Look at the nutso talking to sheep again.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Baby driver? I barely put a baby in her!

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Back in my day, we had to write out our catchphrases in longhand using our own blood as ink due to the ink shortages caused by the using ink as blood fad that was sweeping the nation and mopping the country at the time. 

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Back rub to the future, back rub to the past, I don’t care when it happens, I just LOVE me some back rubs!!!

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Bacon bookmarks will turn your pages greasy and attract stray animals but hey, you only live once you fat piece of shit

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Barack Hussein Obamacare? Not my president. Because I'm from the UK, we have a Prime Minister there.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Barry Bonds not making the Hall of Fame would really upset me if I knew whom Barry Bonds was and what a hall of fame happened to be.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Batter up! Baby batter that is, right up yo momma to create a mini me. We'll be literal bros, bro!

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Bay Area where you at? Let me hear you! Make some noise! My reception is bad, you need to speak up. I'll just call you back later.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still. Oh and of Larry from Accounting, that guy is a whack-job.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Been searching all my life for a girl that can move her tongue into a figure-8 because you know, sex stuff, but also she's a witch that should be...

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Before I die, I'm gonna fuck me a fish called Wanda

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Behold the mighty pickle baron, lording over us all from upon yonder hill...I knew him when he was just a young punk with a barrel of cucumbers

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to go on a killing spree, spend the rest of your life on death row, and get the electric chair.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Beware the Ides of March, I heard they have herpes. At the very least use protection, you can never be too careful.

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Bing bong, Google hookah

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Black is the night I longingly ache for you, white are the sheets I lay in, dreaming of your caresses, red is the hobo blood I shed in your honor

    By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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