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  1. Every shit you take. Every movement you make. Every fart you bake. Every coiled snake. I'll be watching you!
  2. Cake Boss!

    EPISODE 370 — The Brochelor

    Yo! If you are a current subscriber to the WTF app then Howl is free for the remainder of your subscription AND Howl will only be $1.99 a month FOR LIFE! Just need to wait for that android app.. .
  3. Don't let the son go down on me? We get it Elton John, you're super straight. Enough already!
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    EPISODE 22 - U2 Talk 2 U

    Talk about Scott and Scott having similar voices. Everytime one of U2 spoke I just thought it was Bonobos. Great ep! So exciting seeing the podcast mentioned on news sites today. http://www.nme.com/news/u2/87409 We liked talkin U2 before it was cool! Can completely understand how perfect this would be as a finale... But I hope this isn't the end!
  5. I came here to read the catchphrase and do Comedy Bang! Bang! And I've just ran out of catchphrase!!!
  6. Do you fancy a shag carpet?
  7. "Ehhhh... What's up, Doc!? Well, we are, Marty!" (zoom out to reveal flying car) is way cooler than that "Where we're going we don't need roads" line. Just kidding!
  8. What's a pot, dog!?
  9. If you're happy and you know it, crap your pants. *fart* *fart*
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    EPISODE 336 — NOT Farts and Procreation 4

    Wasn't sure whether or not to write anything as everything I feel has been said a thousand times better than I could express. But I feel like I can't really tell anyone else how I'm feeling because they'll think I'm insane. Who cries over someone they've never even met, who lived at the other side of the world and wasn't even Santa? Anyway, as soon as I found out by seeing Marc Maron's podcast titled "Remembering Harris..." I immediately thought, but it couldn't be... not Carl Sjunior, but it was... "Remembering Harris Wittels". And so for the past few days, every time I've been alone I've just been searching Google and Twitter and Earwolf, to try and come to terms with how we've all lost one of the funniest guys around and before he even got to reach his full potential. I feel like I lost one of my closest friends, there's kids from school that I spent over a decade with that I would barely crack a frown if I heard that they'd died, but here I am choking on my own tears because I'll never hear another foam corner. I feel so fortunate that we all got to hear him one last time, it was the perfect tribute. Here's some words from Harris on death that hopefully helps you guys, from his appearance on You Made It Weird a couple of months ago: "You have to treat everything lightly or life sucks... Doesn't it seem like a lot of celebrities are dying right now? But every single human being ever, has died and will die and so it's not that weird to me when it happens but everyone really makes quite a big deal of it... Cos it's gonna fuckin' happen... it's weird that death is a taboo, it's like this thing that people are scared to touch a little bit. Everyone's entire goal is to live for as long as possible and to leave legacy behind but that's not right... Why? We're all molecules, I'm the fucking same as... a cup." Talking about Robin Williams: "Death is beautiful, part of life. No, it is sad. It's sad when anyone dies, even though every single human dies. So, it's really not that sad. It's sad to not get his comedy anymore, it's sad for his family." So let's raise a cup to Harris, and remember all the times he's made us laugh our asses off with his work on Comedy Bang Bang and Parks and Rec, a grander legacy than most of us will leave behind. Thoughts go out to his family and friends and I hope they get to see just how much he meant to all of us. Rest in peace Harris, Rodney Ogg, Carl Sjunior, Clark Griswold and of course Brennis Dentmintsontinmen. Stand, creak, slam.
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    Episode 93 — Staying Alive: LIVE!

    Have I missed something, is there no podcast this week? My Tuesday was empty, left to my own thoughts... I got some important stuff done! This is an OUTRAGE!!!
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    Guardians of the Galaxy

    So you did, sorry man! Didn't even realise it was Seth Green so your subtlety went way over my head. Blindly hoping Howard returns as a villain in Age of Ultron and attempts to kill George Lucas only to be captured and locked away forever in a crate in a huge warehouse forever....?
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    Guardians of the Galaxy

    I can't believe no-one has talked about the post-credits sequence of Guardians of the Galaxy!!! I don't want to give anything away but a certain feathered Marvel character makes an unexpected appearance!
  14. Finally! "It's been a while!", "Iiiiiiiiit's been!" and "That's also true!". "It's been" is obviously from Barenaked Ladies and now thanks to this ep I know, "It's been a while" is a Staind song, but can anyone shed some light on the "That's also true" catchphrase? Is it from Tenacious D's song Kyle Quit The Band? Let me in.
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    Episode 284 — A Thrilling CBB Adventure Hour

    As mentioned in this week's ep, there are no windows in the new studio. What does this mean for Dalton Wilcox, Don DiMello, Hot Dog, August Lindt, Danny Mahoney, Bill Carter, the Irish guy with the poems and the British guy who made a brief appearance in an episode?