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Jack Johnson P.I.

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  1. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 139 - Matt Besser, Our Crossovered Friend

    that was a politically charged joke and this double post is to be seen as a symbol of anarchy
  2. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 139 - Matt Besser, Our Crossovered Friend

    how many of you HHeads have a Heil subscri- erm.. I mean, HOWL subscription yet?
  3. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 139 - Matt Besser, Our Crossovered Friend

    I'm unhappy with the direction I have steered this forum into.
  4. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 139 - Matt Besser, Our Crossovered Friend

    Stop pretending like Chanson isn't a big bully. Did you see his posts last thread? Dude was breaking ALL the rules!
  5. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 139 - Matt Besser, Our Crossovered Friend

    June 21st is now a federal holiday Edit: I'll give you $5 if you tell chanson to suck it Edit edit: unless you've got the first post, telling chanson to suck it is rude. Have some civility people.
  6. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 138 - Chris Gethard, Sean's Close Friend

    Speaking of videos people may not have seen, just found this- Dom and Sean: Time for Water. It's good shit fam https://vimeo.com/13286689
  7. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 138 - Chris Gethard, Sean's Close Friend

    I'll fuckin suck your dick dude come at me --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry for offending everyone, but I'm not sorry for using the words I did. The "f" word has a lot of meaning to me, but it only hurts me when someone is using it with bad intention. Since my intention was good I (ignorantly) assumed you all would be on the same page. Anyway, I'm gonna like every post as punishment and take a break from the forums (unless of course I think of something nice or funny to say). Bye, have a beautiful time.
  8. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 13 - Married to a Monster

    Becky, I have so many questions that I'll never ask you
  9. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 138 - Chris Gethard, Sean's Close Friend

    Imma tell ya two things: 1) I haven't listened to the episode 2) it's my father's birthday edit: not sorry for this post, bud.
  10. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 138 - Chris Gethard, Sean's Close Friend

    sorry for posting so much
  11. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 138 - Chris Gethard, Sean's Close Friend

    finished the ep. this comment doesn't make sense. I don't have an answer. also i LOL'ed
  12. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 138 - Chris Gethard, Sean's Close Friend

    Can't stand CBB ads. For some reason Aukerman drives me nuts and honestly it's made me dislike him as a person. side note: i miss the wolf being dead
  13. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 138 - Chris Gethard, Sean's Close Friend

    alrighty folks, just got back from the ER after a small injury. Don't worry, the nurse was hot and stitched me up in no time (also don't worry, I got the stitches from falling down not from snitching). I'm fucking excited for this ep, and honestly thinking about hitting up for that front page spot because Chrish is my bish ALSO: I wanted y'all to know I'm seeing PWR BTTM in orlando on friday and you can call me Kristen cus I'm straight Wiig-in over it. PS this is relevant because they played on and also PPS I have an extra ticket if any of you faggots want to go with me (you must dress in drag because otherwise I'll look a fool) one more also: I got a tetanus shot at the hopsital so no lockjaw for this dude
  14. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 137 - SECRET PHONE CALL RELEASED BY BRETT

    now you're herstory's greatest monster
  15. Jack Johnson P.I.

    submit youtube clips for improv4humans

    beautiful water dance known as freestyle canoeing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSldR9yOJq8
  16. what happened! you've been missing some musically beautiful shit!!!
  17. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 137 - SECRET PHONE CALL RELEASED BY BRETT

    : .you owe soups a hell of a lot more than a "thank you" mikey! The guy was a nervous wreck without you, I'm relieved you came back when you did! who know's what would have happened... edit: no editing was done to any post/s (promise)
  18. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 137 - SECRET PHONE CALL RELEASED BY BRETT

    The closest thing I have to Twitter is the bathroom wall at my local YMCA. I'll throw it up there I guess.
  19. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 137 - SECRET PHONE CALL RELEASED BY BRETT

    does this bit make sense?: "The chief executive officer of a farm is the CIEIO" thank you, good night.
  20. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 137 - SECRET PHONE CALL RELEASED BY BRETT

    I'd like to retract every post I've ever made except for my first post in this thread:
  21. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 137 - SECRET PHONE CALL RELEASED BY BRETT

    Silvr can I be your running mate? I dont like politics, but I think it would be cool if my name was Jack Johnson VP.I.
  22. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 137 - SECRET PHONE CALL RELEASED BY BRETT

    Hey, hey hey! everyone's throwing around accusations, but nobody's asking the real questions here! Who/what is this "Megs" anyway? and how did Jackal know about it a full 10 MINUTES before it made itself known to us?!?! I smell collusion...
  23. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 137 - SECRET PHONE CALL RELEASED BY BRETT

    I don't know how to .jeff things but if I did know how I would do that for this thing. probably with a funny nice joke thing at the end about adblock.
  24. Jack Johnson P.I.

    Episode 137 - SECRET PHONE CALL RELEASED BY BRETT

    I'm friggin wiggin right now gollstone, pay up
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