A New Duck

You can take the boy out of the country, but you can't take him to countries with extradition treaties with the United States

By A New Duck, February 25, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

How much chuck would a chuck could cood if a chuck could wood could chuck?

By A New Duck, July 17, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world to pull his finger

By A New Duck, February 24, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Over the river and through the woods, to a place that's over the river and through the woods we go

By A New Duck, February 24, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Today, I will be performing the surgery attended by Nurses Scalpel, Scissors, Forceps, and Towel. This could get confusing.

By A New Duck, August 8, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Cast thine eyes upon my visage and know the tribulations of a thousand lonely mariners

By A New Duck, April 29, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, we all scream for ice cream!

By A New Duck, April 29, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Austin, Texas? More like Ostentatious!

By A New Duck, March 20, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

EGG nog? I hardly KNOW nog!!

By A New Duck, December 8, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Earwolf mercilessly teasing Lauren Lapkus podcast

By A New Duck, November 19, 2014 in General Earwolf

U2 and U -- A poll about your relationship with U2

By A New Duck, November 17, 2014 in U Talkin' Talking Heads 2 My Talking Head

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If you build it, they will draw penises on it.

By A New Duck, November 7, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Counting down this year's ten most unlivable lives!

By A New Duck, November 4, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions