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First female woman president tHillary clinton walks into a bar "Every body stand up I'm gonna kill everyone last one of you in here" :Dontald Truml" Id dont think about that toots, violence is only the answe in the oust extreme cases, " "Who in the fuck asked you white bitch? I am femal president hilary and I am in charge now." "I think you're gonna find the people, the american people by the way, might have something to say about that" "Oh do they, not before I kill them"

Still good

hyuk hyuk hyuk

Mmm...Tacos!!!

Oops, I charted.

Bing bong ching chong, I'm Scott Ding Dong

I mean, I've heard of Metal Gear Solid, but Metal Gear Solid Five?

Turned up the volume...thing are about 2 get wild.

NASIM PEDRAAAAAAD

You may think Conan is tall, but Andy Richter is tall too, he is a very tall man.

Oops, I'm farting a lot of shit out of my asshole

Oops, I'm sad right now.

Four on the floor...its a foam corner. RIP Harris.

American Sniper, more like American Diaper! When does that guy poop?

Shut your face Threepwood