catchphrase

[catchphrase]

First female woman president tHillary clinton walks into a bar

"Every body stand up I'm gonna kill everyone last one of you in here"

:Dontald Truml" Id dont think about that toots, violence is only the answe in the oust extreme cases, "

"Who in the fuck asked you white bitch? I am femal president hilary and I am in charge now."

"I think you're gonna find the people, the american people by the way, might have something to say about that"

"Oh do they, not before I kill them"

[I mean, I've heard of Metal Gear Solid, but Metal Gear Solid Five?]

Still good

[hyuk hyuk hyuk]

hyuk hyuk hyuk

[Mmm...Tacos!!!]

Mmm...Tacos!!!

[Oops, I charted.]

Oops, I charted.

[Bing bong ching chong, I'm Scott Ding Dong]

Bing bong ching chong, I'm Scott Ding Dong

[I mean, I've heard of Metal Gear Solid, but Metal Gear Solid Five?]

I mean, I've heard of Metal Gear Solid, but Metal Gear Solid Five?

[Dharmaplugs]

 

Turned up the volume...thing are about 2 get wild.

[Ahh, I love the sound of "Nasim Pedrad" in the morning]

NASIM PEDRAAAAAAD

[You may think Conan is tall, but Andy Richter is tall too, he is a very tall man.]

You may think Conan is tall, but Andy Richter is tall too, he is a very tall man.

[Oops, I'm farting a lot of shit out of my asshole]

Oops, I'm farting a lot of shit out of my asshole

[Oops, I'm sad right now.]

Oops, I'm sad right now.

[Harris wittle is good at jokes]

Four on the floor...its a foam corner. RIP Harris.

[American Sniper, more like American Diaper! When does that guy poop?]

American Sniper, more like American Diaper! When does that guy poop?

[Harris wittle is good at jokes]

Shut your face Threepwood

[Ahh, I love the sound of "Nasim Pedrad" in the morning]

Ahh, I love the sound of "Nasim Pedrad" in the morning

[You know, my wife kulap says she loves me, but I think she just loves MY GIANT COCK! OH YEAH *High fives guests at table*]

You know, my wife kulap says she loves me, but I think she just loves MY GIANT COCK! OH YEAH *High fives guests at table*

[2015 is the year of the show, Mr. Show, that is.]

2015 is the year of the show, Mr. Show, that is.

[Harris wittle is good at jokes]

Wow, Dr Genius over here thought up a joke, hey stick to your day job pal.

[That is some weird, wild stuff. That is some wild, wild stuff. Burbank is not as good as other places. That is some weird stuff.]

That is some weird, wild stuff. That is some wild, wild stuff. Burbank is not as good as other places. That is some weird stuff.

[Jimmy Pardo's Laugh]

Jimmy Pardo's Laugh

[No Kokomo or anything but I love The Beach Boys!]

you're a bad, bad man.

[Oops I crapped my pants, haha, that's a funny sketch that I like.]

Oops I crapped my pants, haha, that's a funny sketch that I like.

[On Today's MythBusters, Evolution.]

On Today's MythBusters, Evolution.

[My name is Scott Aukerman, and Paul F. Tompkins is my friend.]

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