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First female woman president tHillary clinton walks into a bar "Every body stand up I'm gonna kill everyone last one of you in here" :Dontald Truml" Id dont think about that toots, violence is only the answe in the oust extreme cases, " "Who in the fuck asked you white bitch? I am femal president hilary and I am in charge now." "I think you're gonna find the people, the american people by the way, might have something to say about that" "Oh do they, not before I kill them"

I mean, I've heard of Metal Gear Solid, but Metal Gear Solid Five?

Still good

hyuk hyuk hyuk

Mmm...Tacos!!!

Oops, I charted.

Bing bong ching chong, I'm Scott Ding Dong

Turned up the volume...thing are about 2 get wild.

NASIM PEDRAAAAAAD

Ahh, I love the sound of "Nasim Pedrad" in the morning

You may think Conan is tall, but Andy Richter is tall too, he is a very tall man.

Oops, I'm farting a lot of shit out of my asshole

Oops, I'm sad right now.

Four on the floor...its a foam corner. RIP Harris.

Wow, he is good at jokes. Thank you.

American Sniper, more like American Diaper! When does that guy poop?

Shut your face Threepwood

You know, my wife kulap says she loves me, but I think she just loves MY GIANT COCK! OH YEAH *High fives guests at table*

2015 is the year of the show, Mr. Show, that is.

Wow, Dr Genius over here thought up a joke, hey stick to your day job pal.

That is some weird, wild stuff. That is some wild, wild stuff. Burbank is not as good as other places. That is some weird stuff.

Jimmy Pardo's Laugh

you're a bad, bad man.

Oops I crapped my pants, haha, that's a funny sketch that I like.

On Today's MythBusters, Evolution.