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what do you get when you cross your chest with a splash of holy water? i don't know but it's climbing up your flying buttress
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What good is Fame if it isn't playing on repeat in the lobby of the dance studio's spring recital?
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when life gives you lemons, make a big ol fuss & kick & scream about how for once it'd be nice to get oranges
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When you assume you make an assumption. Duh, whatchu think would happen?
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When you got all your snacks for the day, but then you buy more snacks. Snack world problems
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When you wash your car and then the apocalypse happens, AND it's your birthday
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When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way, unless one of your parents was a werewolf or you're composed of sticks and a rubberband.
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When you're a woman in your 30s life ain't exactly a basket full of daisies. Take it from me, a woman in my 30s.
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Wherever there is injustice you will find us. Wherever there is suffering we'll be there. Wherever liberty is threatened...
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which will no doubt be having satiated your intense hunger for thirst, root beer slushee. Yes officer, I have been drink
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Whined me up, watch me dance, stick a thousand needles in my thirty-second chance. Triple infinity no take backs
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Why did the chicken nugget erode the crops? Because blogs damn. And processed sugar. And fleece.
By greazey_bob, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Will the owner of Elizabethan horse carriage vanity plate "I B Joustin" please make haste to the stables, your torches are ablaze.
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With great power cums comes great responsibility. With great Chinese food comes stale fortune cookie. Do you see?
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yeah, that's what I thought- it's MY anus. so point your telescope someplace else
By greazey_bob, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Yeah, the Rock's Plymouth landed on us! Guys, please call me Dwayne, sorry I fast & furious'd all over your automobile
By greazey_bob, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Yes and, no but, what if, who cares! All this improvising has got me plum tuckered!
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Yo mama's wit is so dry. How dry it is? So dry she try to shake hands wit a palm tree. The Venetian. Talkin' bout a coconut
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You can take the child out of the hood, but you can't take the hood ornament from around the child's neck, that's daddy's
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You can't teach an old dog new tricks. But you can piss in his face & confuse the shit out of him.
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You down with OCD? Yeah you know me, lining up shoes like it's surgery.
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You guys take the dog door, I'll take the gastric bike pass, we'll meet right in the middle beneath ye ol gregorian fight jazz
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you just can't beat an ice cold glass of water, but you can sure verbally abuse the shit out of it, weak ass sewer slime
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