If I, were king, of the Forest Whitaker. I'd probably just make him do lines from Ghost Dog and Phenomenon

[If I, were king, of the Forest Whitaker. I'd probably just make him do lines from Ghost Dog and Phenomenon]

If I, were king, of the Forest Whitaker. I'd probably just make him do lines from Ghost Dog and Phenomenon

[Papa stay. Mama stay. Namaste. Lisa Loeb, eat your heart out.]

Papa stay. Mama stay. Namaste. Lisa Loeb, eat your heart out.

[That is some borscht head Constable Johnston. I swerve on my mama's gravy.]

That is some borscht head Constable Johnston. I swerve on my mama's gravy.

[Heavily medicated, lightly tanned, medium salted, over a spicy volcano.]

Heavily medicated, lightly tanned, medium salted, over a spicy volcano.

[How about we CATCH, the mockingbird. And we KILL, the predator. Is now drones is people too?]

How about we CATCH, the mockingbird. And we KILL, the predator. Is now drones is people too?

[Something akin to a Ken doll and Barbie banging flat plastic genitalia like bunnies]

Something akin to a Ken doll and Barbie banging flat plastic genitalia like bunnies

[If I ever get out of here, thought of giving it all away, to a registered charity, all I need is a..]

If I ever get out of here, thought of giving it all away, to a registered charity, all I need is a pint a day- if I ever run out of beer. If we ever run out of beer.

[Hey Seuss crease toe, king of the juicy FRUITS that's a good smoothie!]

Hey Seuss crease toe, king of the juicy FRUITS that's a good smoothie!

[Episode 325 — Musical Organs]

Rory like grease, make all go smooth. Skylar not feel so alone. Pam be crazy! Best kind tho'. Much good show

[Did our Tootie too see three P.O. Box office numbers? Did she choose wisely? Learning the facts of licentiousness]

Did our Tootie too see three P.O. Box office numbers? Did she choose wisely? Learning the facts of licentiousness

[Episode 163 — Eric the Paid Intern Returns: LIVE at the UCBSunset]

"have you heard 'a' neervana?"

[Bro, you don't know the first thing about monkey buttholes.]

Does CGI monkey butthole count here, or are we talking strictly IRL?

 

I asked my monkey to let me see his butt he'll not get off the couch!

[Hey man, this ain't a blind mowing contest. Knock it off with all the big words. Conceptual my asthma attack.]

Hey man, this ain't a blind mowing contest. Knock it off with all the big words. Conceptual my asthma attack.

[Wherever there is injustice you will find us. Wherever there is suffering we'll be there. Wherever liberty is threatened...]

Wherever there is injustice you will find us. Wherever there is suffering we'll be there. Wherever liberty is threatened, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire: The A-Team. Murdock you're crazy!

[Yes and, no but, what if, who cares! All this improvising has got me plum tuckered!]

Yes and, no but, what if, who cares! All this improvising has got me plum tuckered!

[This is NorCal homie. Where we majored in mining way back in the gold rush dates. Eighteen hunerd & foaty eights]

This is NorCal homie. Where we majored in mining way back in the gold rush dates. Eighteen hunerd & foaty eights

[Aaannnd- We're pledge driving tonight!! Ca$h them checks yall Daddy needs a shark tank Baby gotta eat!!]

Aaannnd- We're pledge driving tonight!! Ca$h them checks yall Daddy needs a shark tank Baby gotta eat!!

[Episode 58 — Dave King, Steve Hely, and Kevin Etten, Our Close Friends]

5 bucks on the rooster wit razorblades

[Hey Will can you hand me those posters please. Be careful, they're fresh prints of Bel-Air.]

fresh print of Bel-Air

 

[Episode 57 — Sean and Hayes, Our Closest Friends]

Greetings panel. Do editors be always like trippin?

[Episode 55 — Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend]

Hayes came in with a plan. Freakingnomics was the plan. He said "freakingnomics" right out the gate. It took Sean a while to catch on at first. There must have been some signals crossed because Lauren is so big time. If Sean would have jumped on freakingnomics then it would be a non-issue. It is nobody's fault if they can't keep up with the intellect and wit of a Hayes Davenport. I am more interested in finding out if there is any relation to Lindsay Davenport. Former world #1, Six time grand slam champion and 1996 Olympic gold medalist in the tennis biz. HH + LL = Comedy GOLD!

["I got 2 tablets, so call me Moses. I like freeing my people. And guns. And roses."]

"I got unlimited breadsticks, so call me the Gardens. I like things medieval. And Trojans. And Spartans."

[Episode 96 — Monkey Shines]

wow, a lot of hostility up top towards Christopher Guest. He is amazing in everything. To each his/her Own. #oprah

[Episode 318 — Lumber Hack]

What is up with these S-corps? If Scott has many, should not we also see about acquiring some of our own? Unless it is S-corpse, and we just found out the host with the most has been collecting dead bodies. Besser kicked butt as the skankin ska man on CBB!

[They say you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar...but you would really catch the most flies with poo.]

Solid log-ic. This one must take fiber. Deuces are wild.