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Posts posted by greazey_bob
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Finders keepers, losers creepers around the finder's house while sleepers wear what's found around their necks and losers weep with sweet regret.
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So goes the saying, hose before praying, grass after mass, gardening's a blast.
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Cheerio, cocoa puff, honey almond hobo muff, and a fine oatmeal raisin crisp to you too.
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Leprosy is so last ear.
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You down with OCD? Yeah you know me, lining up shoes like it's surgery.
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It takes a Village Inn, five food trucks and an Arby's.
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Hey Judge Judy is that a gavel in your booty or is your honor just happy to sue me?
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The best defense is a good off-putting body spray like death or could I get a few dollars.
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Cuz I'm a hacker, I'm a slacker, I'm a midnight snacker.
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Best film franchises: Alien, Beverly Hills Cop, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Beverly Hills Star Wars, Beverly Hills Harry Potter.
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And now we've come full circle. Nice job gang, tomorrow we shit half rhombus.
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When you're a woman in your 30s life ain't exactly a basket full of daisies. Take it from me, a woman in my 30s.
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One in the drink, two in the stink, straws can be versatile and fun.
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My elevator pitch? Slider low and away, gets em every time.
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Loved the bonus onus bit
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Phew, good thing I didn't call in and share my own ice skating Clem Dawg face punch story
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"I'm experiencing them anew every time"
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exactly how I feel about the boys each week
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I'm big into fencing, but not the kind with swords, and not the kind with stolen goods, and not the chain link kind neither.
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I know a doublecross when I see one, a triple shot espresso when I taste one and a single malt whiskey when it's running down my leg.
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I'm a tell it like it is person, and a smell it like it's jizz person, because every once in a while it is in fact jizz.
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If I had a nickel for every time I had fifteen cents, carry the one, compounded anally, jk, business is so easy.
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raw ep, oh hi Spencer you think Dan H is a twisted maniac? now bear witness to what irreverence really looks like
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COLIN!!!
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I want you all to know that I'm a proud robosexual. But it's not what you think, I only just fuck robots.
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I like this ep because it made me loff but also made me smile
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Of all my flavorite juices, booty hole's right up in there.
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Of all my flavorite juices, booty hole's right up in there.