greazey_bob

A Judas Priest, a Ribeye steak & a Father John Misty walk into a Barnes & Noble. Their horse's name was Wimbly, he gladly paid on Tuesday

By greazey_bob, July 11, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Everything is relative, man. Except for Aunt Judy who's a straight psychopath.

By greazey_bob, September 5, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Best film franchises: Alien, Beverly Hills Cop, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Beverly Hills Star Wars, Beverly Hills Harry Potter.

By greazey_bob, February 7, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Is this thing on? 1 2 surreptitious turtle torture. Check 1 2 3 traveling taco truck tires. Juicy that?

By greazey_bob, August 25, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

One in the drink, two in the stink, straws can be versatile and fun.

By greazey_bob, February 1, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Ask not what your cum tree can do for you. Ask what you can doo-doo for your cum tree. Yes, shit on your cum tree.

By greazey_bob, November 2, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• fertilizer

Heavily medicated, lightly tanned, medium salted, over a spicy volcano.

By greazey_bob, January 11, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Two light bulbs walk into a barley field, the static connectivity makes them fingertips tingly. Just like good orgy pie

By greazey_bob, May 16, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Cuz I'm a hacker, I'm a slacker, I'm a midnight snacker.

By greazey_bob, February 7, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I don't mean to be crass. Wull hey now, crass it up. Crass crass crass & a glass of sassafras

By greazey_bob, August 28, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Chew tabacka spit klong, unincorrigible dipthong, spudgun's in the kitchen eye no

By greazey_bob, June 23, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hey Joe, talking about points on the back end look at this piece of- "Hey, I'm Joaquin here, not Joe." Yeah whatever

By greazey_bob, September 6, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

And now we've come full circle. Nice job gang, tomorrow we shit half rhombus.

By greazey_bob, February 3, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Papa stay. Mama stay. Namaste. Lisa Loeb, eat your heart out.

By greazey_bob, January 25, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Shot on my Atari 2600

By greazey_bob, June 20, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

With great power cums comes great responsibility. With great Chinese food comes stale fortune cookie. Do you see?

By greazey_bob, December 10, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

First rule about Comedy Fight Club Sandwiches: Rye bread, no pickle, hold the lime you friggin sicko

By greazey_bob, September 3, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Nuck Formal. It's Canadians politely gathered in their finest get-ups all just getting down.

By greazey_bob, October 30, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hey Seuss crease toe, king of the juicy FRUITS that's a good smoothie!

By greazey_bob, December 17, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Leprosy is so last ear.

By greazey_bob, February 28, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Did our Tootie too see three P.O. Box office numbers? Did she choose wisely? Learning the facts of licentiousness

By greazey_bob, December 10, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Bedpans of my ass destruction. The horror, the odd discoloring, the peaceful easy feeling, running down my trouser

By greazey_bob, March 21, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Pump the brakes, baby cakes.

By greazey_bob, September 26, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

"Everyday I'm Russellin, everyday I'm Russellin," sang misters Brand, Crowe, and Wilson as they disco walk the lane.

By greazey_bob, August 1, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I am sixteen going on seventeen. I am all like, whatever and who really cares?

By greazey_bob, March 8, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions