Bettie Page in a Yeti cage, Matlock on crack rock, our fodder who art in New Haven- Sup?

[Bettie Page in a Yeti cage, Matlock on crack rock, our fodder who art in New Haven- Sup?]

Bettie Page in a Yeti cage, Matlock on crack rock, our fodder who art in New Haven- Sup?

[Antie Semantic and Uncle Pedantic set out to cruise over the frantic Atlantic, their boat overturned, but they weren't concerned, their own...]

Antie Semantic and Uncle Pedantic set out to cruise over the frantic Atlantic, their boat overturned, but they weren't concerned, their own lone romantic time Tantric.

[I aint about for settling. This aint Far and Away, you aint Tom Cruise and I aint Nicole Kidman. Jeez I wish though right?]

I aint about for settling. This aint Far and Away, you aint Tom Cruise and I aint Nicole Kidman. Jeez I wish though right?

[Some days I can't even make a cup of hot chocolate levitate in the air with my mind.]

Some days I can't even make a cup of hot chocolate levitate in the air with my mind.

[When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way, unless one of your parents was a werewolf or you're composed of sticks and a rubberband.]

When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way, unless one of your parents was a werewolf or you're composed of sticks and a rubberband.

[Welp, that's all she wrote. Another one bites the dust. Best let sleeping dogs lie. Green salami make a saucy meatloaf. Some things never change.]

Welp, that's all she wrote. Another one bites the dust. Best let sleeping dogs lie. Green salami make a saucy meatloaf. Some things never change.

[This here's our Holy Moly Matrimony 7-layered Heavenly Blessed Burrito & Frito wedding cake, guacamole on the bride.]

This here's our Holy Moly Matrimony 7-layered Heavenly Blessed Burrito & Frito wedding cake, guacamole on the bride.

[When you assume you make an assumption. Duh, whatchu think would happen?]

When you assume you make an assumption. Duh, whatchu think would happen?

[Hey David Lynch, what have you Dune for me lately? Ooh ooh ooh yeah, that's right I almost forgot about Twin Peaks and Lost Highway.]

an amazing journey into the world of breakfast foods. by far one of Lynch's best performances

[Max SilvestrI, Our Close Friend]

Cisco! We hear you, can you hear us? Make sure you're not just stuck in the earwolf bathroom like how Hayes was that one time. They'll probably start torturing you soon, you must summon all of your Patron Saint powers and focus that energy into a laser beam out of your eyeballs that can blast you free from captivity. Then go to Cairo and meet a man named Elviro. Learn all that he has to teach you. Beware of impostor Seans and Hayes you meet in your travels. We are all back here in the forum increasing in strength and numbers. After New Years we'll see if we can get a flight over to meet up with you. In the meantime, Elviro has a killer dish set up so catch some college football and stay out of trouble. Over and out

[Say what you will, but I ain't never smacked me no nuns. Not unless they ain't had it comin' for a good long time.]

Say what you will, but I ain't never smacked me no nuns. Not unless they ain't had it comin' for a good long time.

[You've heard of Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics, but I bet you never heard his Fourth Law which was mostly just how to clean their robotic sex holes.]

nice one!

 

cleanliness is next to godliness, which is just above well oiled T sprockets and a spotless ocular lens

[Hey David Lynch, what have you Dune for me lately? Ooh ooh ooh yeah, that's right I almost forgot about Twin Peaks and Lost Highway.]

Hey David Lynch, what have you Dune for me lately? Ooh ooh ooh yeah, that's right I almost forgot about Twin Peaks and Lost Highway.

[Max SilvestrI, Our Close Friend]

not sure how this miracle business works, but Cisco may well be on his way to sainthood

 

COOKIES!

[Just because I'm not staring directly into your eyes doesn't mean I'm not aware of your PUT- the bio-waste BACK- in the toilet bowl- Mister Barbarino!]

Just because I'm not staring directly into your eyes doesn't mean I'm not aware of your PUT- the bio-waste BACK- in the toilet bowl- Mister Barbarino!

[Tried not to let the Fame go to my head. But I honestly do believe I'm gonna live forever. I'm gonna learn how to fly. Hi!]

Tried not to let the Fame go to my head. But I honestly do believe I'm gonna live forever. I'm gonna learn how to fly. Hi!

[Max SilvestrI, Our Close Friend]

Is split-dimensional underground forum threads movies?

 

Is skinny heathen palomino print pajama pants movies?

 

Dalton, is you movies?

[Max SilvestrI, Our Close Friend]

What's this now, a mutiny? Splendid, count me in!

 

I will absolutely join you all in helping to make Cisco's Christmas miracle a reality

[You're all huge pieces of Garbage lead singer Shirley Manson's nightly dreams, as a mangled mob of garden gnomes and a choir of wretched screams.]

You're all huge pieces of Garbage lead singer Shirley Manson's nightly dreams, as a mangled mob of garden gnomes and a choir of wretched screams.

[Okay, that's it! thevoblex, Shampoodler, Shakey and PukeFish- in my office now! Look gentlemen...]

Yes, do let us know how that goes. & a happy christmas to all, indeed

[Okay, that's it! thevoblex, Shampoodler, Shakey and PukeFish- in my office now! Look gentlemen...]

Those were actually Aukerman's balls you looked at. No idea why that sick freak has one shaven nut. But I can assure you that both of mine are extremely hairy.

[The morning paper smelled of pasta sauce & plagiarism. How to win Frisbees & infiltrate peepholes, volume 69.]

The morning paper smelled of pasta sauce & plagiarism. How to win Frisbees & infiltrate peepholes, volume 69.

[Okay, that's it! thevoblex, Shampoodler, Shakey and PukeFish- in my office now! Look gentlemen...]

Okay, that's it! thevoblex, Shampoodler, Shakey and PukeFish- in my office now! Look gentlemen- MY BALLS!!

[Three cheers for booze! Three beers, four chews. Five gears and a sixty year old sincerely coarse vermouth.]

Three cheers for booze! Three beers, four chews. Five gears and a sixty year old sincerely coarse vermouth.

[Just remember, this is not your father's Oldsmobile. So no burnouts and please line the trunk before the bodies go inside.]

Just remember, this is not your father's Oldsmobile. So no burnouts and please line the trunk before the bodies go inside.