greazey_bob

"Ba ba," that's what sheep said

By greazey_bob, February 10, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

"Everyday I'm Russellin, everyday I'm Russellin," sang misters Brand, Crowe, and Wilson as they disco walk the lane.

By greazey_bob, August 1, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

"This too shall pass," said the man on the cold concrete floor, though his bowels had another thing in mind. Enter...

By greazey_bob, April 2, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A Judas Priest, a Ribeye steak & a Father John Misty walk into a Barnes & Noble. Their horse's name was Wimbly, he gladly paid on Tuesday

By greazey_bob, July 11, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

a little bit 'a' backstory never hurt nobody but wait'll they get a load 'a' my

By greazey_bob, May 10, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

a nightingale sang in charles barkley's hair

By greazey_bob, March 23, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Aaannnd- We're pledge driving tonight! Cash them checks. Daddy needs a shark tank- Baby gotta eat!

By greazey_bob, June 15, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Aaannnd- We're pledge driving tonight!! Ca$h them checks yall Daddy needs a shark tank Baby gotta eat!!

By greazey_bob, November 16, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Advertisements suck, so here's a chili dog on the house. And a slice of pie on the patio. And a taco in the trash.

By greazey_bob, September 15, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

After mini long years filled with epic nanoseconds blasting whispers fossil record spins Victrola's search for tonic.

By greazey_bob, November 3, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

All in all, Alan Alda was awfully tall. Lo & behold, Lauren Bacall had farts of gold

By greazey_bob, August 16, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Aloha Admiral Ackbar, a lake of salami we lay at your feet. A salami lake? Yum. At my feet? Ooo, squishy

By greazey_bob, September 20, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Also smarter than the above average bear even.

By greazey_bob, April 15, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

And in response to your allegations, I'm not glued to my TV set all day, it's a Velcro harness and I take it off for naps.

By greazey_bob, January 31, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• vhf
• uhf

And knowing is half the battle droid's primary mission objectives. Then 25% kicking ass & 25% snaking drains. Plumbot 3000, do you copy?!

By greazey_bob, March 29, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• yo joe
• fax only

And now we've come full circle. Nice job gang, tomorrow we shit half rhombus.

By greazey_bob, February 3, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

And our mind still always goes to scaramouche scaramouche will you Ducca fans tango.

By greazey_bob, November 16, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

And she were like a dusty merlot, in all of the most butterscotch ways

By greazey_bob, June 13, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Antie Semantic and Uncle Pedantic set out to cruise over the frantic Atlantic, their boat overturned, but they weren't concerned, their own...

By greazey_bob, January 5, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• SEX

any french press is good french press

By greazey_bob, September 10, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• cafe

Are we fucking writing jokes here? Why is that poultry so vulgar? When will the pastry police arrive? Anyone?

By greazey_bob, June 22, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Bueller

Ask not what your cum tree can do for you. Ask what you can doo-doo for your cum tree. Yes, shit on your cum tree.

By greazey_bob, November 2, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• fertilizer

At last. It is finished. My mustard piece! I will now relish the chance to catch up on my vegetable garden

By greazey_bob, July 7, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

At least I got a shiny chrome dipstick handle.

By greazey_bob, February 26, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Awareness is a bitchtastic pistol fucking good time warp of a jolly wee hoedown

By greazey_bob, July 17, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• consciousness