greazey_bob

You're all huge pieces of Garbage lead singer Shirley Manson's nightly dreams, as a mangled mob of garden gnomes and a choir of wretched screams.

By greazey_bob, December 24, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Okay, that's it! thevoblex, Shampoodler, Shakey and PukeFish- in my office now! Look gentlemen...

By greazey_bob, December 23, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The morning paper smelled of pasta sauce & plagiarism. How to win Frisbees & infiltrate peepholes, volume 69.

By greazey_bob, December 23, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Three cheers for booze! Three beers, four chews. Five gears and a sixty year old sincerely coarse vermouth.

By greazey_bob, December 20, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Just remember, this is not your father's Oldsmobile. So no burnouts and please line the trunk before the bodies go inside.

By greazey_bob, December 18, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Of all the roach motels in Guam she walks into mine, orders a pixy stix and says she's pregos with 500 of my eggos.

By greazey_bob, December 16, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• truly nolen

Why did the chicken nugget erode the crops? Because blogs damn. And processed sugar. And fleece.

By greazey_bob, December 15, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If brevity's the soul of wit, honesty the best policy and laughter the best medicine, then why do long fake farts always murder in the courtroom?

By greazey_bob, December 12, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say it. Okay, here I am out on this limb. It. It it it. It it, it it it. It.

By greazey_bob, December 11, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

With great power cums comes great responsibility. With great Chinese food comes stale fortune cookie. Do you see?

By greazey_bob, December 10, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

My shrink said I should apologize to all those I've wronged in the past. Sorry guys. The next round's dog pee!

By greazey_bob, December 9, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Welcome to status symbol land, where the elite meet to eat. Please grab a baby eagle kebab and join us at the bonfire.

By greazey_bob, December 6, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home, this be the RICHman's disabled donkey race.

By greazey_bob, December 5, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Jogging? No thanks. I will sprint through a meadow at midnight. I will run this company into the ground. But no jogging

By greazey_bob, December 3, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Either I got mad jock itch or else my ringworms got some scabies on its genital warts.

By greazey_bob, November 30, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

So what if she's a one trick pony? Six second Rubik's Cube blindfolded on a unicycle is a killer good trick for a pony.

By greazey_bob, November 28, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Scat Cat McGillicutty fucked a pack of silly putty, but gently & with much care so that the putty felt special & appreciated

By greazey_bob, November 28, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Pity fuck me Dido. Ahh, fawn loss that she was. Imagine us the window washer, measured on the sill pon crunchied tide

By greazey_bob, November 27, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

And our mind still always goes to scaramouche scaramouche will you Ducca fans tango.

By greazey_bob, November 16, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

My cum tree tis of seed, skeet land of jizzlery, on thee I schwing!

By greazey_bob, November 12, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Run forest, fetch porridge, deliver us from dry storage, pulp friction, fuck orange, vitamins and seed

By greazey_bob, November 7, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Ask not what your cum tree can do for you. Ask what you can doo-doo for your cum tree. Yes, shit on your cum tree.

By greazey_bob, November 2, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• fertilizer

After mini long years filled with epic nanoseconds blasting whispers fossil record spins Victrola's search for tonic.

By greazey_bob, November 3, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Trick or treat us, smell my fetus, give us something good or beat us, whips and chains, ass or brains, just to feel alive

By greazey_bob, October 29, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Must be nice, crusty rice with a side of red-tailed rusty lice. Put that in your Skype and stroke it

By greazey_bob, October 29, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions