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Posts posted by greazey_bob
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Everything is relative, man. Except for Aunt Judy who's a straight psychopath.
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If it's brown, let it drown. Or dammit put a life vest on it at least.
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If flying wooden planes is wrong, then I don't wanna be Wilbur Wright.
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Chompa me vair-guh 2016: Strange you can believe in.
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This just in: your Mom's a horrible layover in Vermont
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I'm all for an Olive Garden oligarchy. Even more unlimited bread sticks.
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In a world of government mandated Twinkie enemas, where corndogs is king, one man makes fresh fajitas
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Do these jeans make my acid lick fast?
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Is youth smugger than a fart grabber?
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Sound the alarm, I've just found Walt Whitman's killer ab routine workout VHS tape collection. Minus volume three.
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They say write what you know. This one's called fairy tale flatulence.
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I wish I had a mentor, but I'd settle for a Mentos.
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I'm a snot snob. My nose knows quality, as a member of the booger bourgeoisie.
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European, and you're a watchin'. Urinal cakes with chocolate frostin'.
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"Everyday I'm Russellin, everyday I'm Russellin," sang misters Brand, Crowe, and Wilson as they disco walk the lane.
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We don't deal in hypotheticals here, it's strictly corn chips and Monopoly money
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I believe that children are our future, and George R.R. Martin, and robots are our friends. Oh, the rest is silence.
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What good is Fame if it isn't playing on repeat in the lobby of the dance studio's spring recital?
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Oh us? We cannibalize cantaloupes, blast Barry Manilopes, and stuff manila envelopes, chock full 'a' elbow grease
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Explosion gunshot orgasm. Foghorn beep beep ah-ooo-gah. Shimmy sham skipple flurnt yipee ki yay
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She's a 97 Jerb. Five-speed turbo injection. But my dream is I'd like to get a blue one. A real nice classic blue Jerb
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One man's gold is another man's key piece of evidence in a murder trial.
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A Judas Priest, a Ribeye steak & a Father John Misty walk into a Barnes & Noble. Their horse's name was Wimbly, he gladly paid on Tuesday
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Pyotr rabbit packed his pockets full of chili poppers, ranch dressing and everlasting gobstoppers, carry the nine
The woolly Mamet is a proud beast. Sews the hairy Houdini
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The woolly Mamet is a proud beast. Sews the hairy Houdini