Nuck Formal. It's Canadians politely gathered in their finest get-ups all just getting down.

[Nuck Formal. It's Canadians politely gathered in their finest get-ups all just getting down.]

Nuck Formal. It's Canadians politely gathered in their finest get-ups all just getting down.

[Episode 55 — Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend]

For Hayes: What number is Sean thinking of right now?

 

For Sean: Which of you has a better sneaker game? Who wears a hat the best?

 

For you both: what is the most hardcore blue collar thing you've ever done? i.e. dig a ditch, fix a toilet, milk a cow

 

For engineer: Hosts be all like trippin' right?

[Episode 202 — Big Ass Meals]

Lapkus good. make lots funny. thank you Lapkus for much

[Aloha Admiral Ackbar, a lake of salami we lay at your feet. A salami lake? Yum. At my feet? Ooo, squishy]

It's our problem free philosophy. Fortuna frittata, with a light chablis

[So there's big and little movie stars, starring in big and little movies. Then you got your regular sized real life.....]

So there's big and little movie stars, starring in big and little movies. Then you got your regular sized real life actuals- the heroes. Your Pennsylvanias, your Ohios, your CanofDuhs

[Aloha Admiral Ackbar, a lake of salami we lay at your feet. A salami lake? Yum. At my feet? Ooo, squishy]

Aloha Admiral Ackbar, a lake of salami we lay at your feet. A salami lake? Yum. At my feet? Ooo, squishy

[Marty Feldman, Steve Buscemi, I don't see it. Beau don't Geste]

Marty Feldman, Steve Buscemi, I don't see it. Beau don't Geste

[In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonite. The tigers and bears though, mostly night owls. Detroit!!]

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonite. The tigers and bears though, mostly night owls. Detroit!!

[Episode 172 — Conspiracies]

top shelf. hard truths. prof whelp. hooray the sleuths. Bill got em all locked in, charged up

[Episode 48 — Pete Holmes, Our LIVE Friend]

That was sure some sports. That one chick and those other chicks then the young team was all yeah and the old guy was still totally whhoooaaa. Like keanu, everywhere. I said whew. From being relieved and SAFE at home (for baseball's fans)

 

Hope you all made large sums of money winnings on your teams for new yachts and and to wine then for also dining movies financiers for next season at Sunnydancers. But Pete holmes. what is the deal with his comedy?

[Hey Joe, talking about points on the back end look at this piece of- "Hey, I'm Joaquin here, not Joe." Yeah whatever]

Hey Joe, talking about points on the back end look at this piece of- "Hey, I'm Joaquin here, not Joe." Yeah whatever

[First rule about Comedy Fight Club Sandwiches: Rye bread, no pickle, hold the lime you friggin sicko]

First rule about Comedy Fight Club Sandwiches: Rye bread, no pickle, hold the lime you friggin sicko

[Episode 10 — Fuego]

na na na na, nu nu nu nu, hey hey hey, goodbye.

Rest in Peace Robin and/y phillip seymour kaufman williams

Journey well Joan alexandra Rosenberg, aka Mizz Rivers

[I don't mean to be crass. Wull hey now, crass it up. Crass crass crass & a glass of sassafras]

I don't mean to be crass. Wull hey now, crass it up. Crass crass crass & a glass of sassafras

[Could It Be I'm Farting In Gloves (with ya bay-bayyy)?]

When I Fart in Glove (it will be completely) sealion Dijon aka celine djawn

[Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend]

for real "the villains" would be the best little league team name

 

on Baseball Stars for nintendo (nes) the American Dreams and the Ninjas are the best teams. Best team name? i don't know, if it's little league maybe whoever has the most rad sponsor. Definitely no car wash or insurance guys.

 

The Chuck E. Cheese Greazers?? Good parties win or lose. Not sure if the villains even has time for the pizzas

[Episode 170 — Aging and Immortality]

peaked just right with Kyle's "diarrhea of this earth" to bring the mother meditation home.

 

I feel cleansed. 6 out of 3 stars

[Episode 307 — Ruth’s Ross Dress For Loss]

Regina Regina, riddle me this: what is Jack black and Jack white and Redd foxx all over?

 

A. one steak sauce

B. not sure but its crawling up your leg

C. America this is You

D. ress 4 less

E-40. ?

[Is this thing on? 1 2 surreptitious turtle torture. Check 1 2 3 traveling taco truck tires. Juicy that?]

Is this thing on? 1 2 surreptitious turtle torture. Check 1 2 3 traveling taco truck tires. Juicy that?

[Episode 46 — Jessica Williams, Our Close Friend]

Yes Bozos, twas a triple header. That's three times as many heads as you got. But soccer guys be doin that like said biscuits be doin said gravy. Kudos to whoever did say gravy. Say Grace, how's steve garvey? rhubarrrrrb Sorry guys, blacked out

[Episode 86 — Co Ne Dreee]

best tattoo podcast I ever did lay my ears upon

 

these women, they're so, you know, so womanly. makes you want to procreate

 

5 palm trees up, 2 cartridges and a flare gun in the cargo pocket. When's the movie?

[Episode 46 — Jessica Williams, Our Close Friend]

you guys watching the game?

[Episode 306 — Project Funway]

is this the line for the soup kitchen?