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Posts posted by greazey_bob
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Hurley shirts man did you see the size of them squirrelly squirts? Mmm, nature
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We are enemies. Let it commence
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It's all poetry, unless you're talking about actual poetry, which is total BS
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You know where I DON'T wanna work? The Lull Observatory.
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I did not see gold, & I did not see propaganda. I did not see summer camp & holy crap was morality at anal time low
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Joust a petty fascist, whiff a deadly snake oil sales pitch, man
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Did you all see that new terrorist watch list? Rolex, calculator, swatch, mickey mouse hands & then a big ol sundial
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Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful, hate me cuz I sloppily deposited all my fecal matter upon thy motorcar's hood
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You can take the child out of the hood, but you can't take the hood ornament from around the child's neck, that's daddy's
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snitches get glitches when they go to email
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I got yin yangs out the wazoo. The design represents the fragile balance of dark & light exiting my colon
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Up your nose with a stainless steel hose. So it's more of a pipe. Yeah, shove a pipe up your nose
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Typhoid Mary had a little lambskin bag in which she shat. What a talent Mary was, truly left it all out on the stage
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We dabble in the dark arts, battle Joan of Arc farts, & straddle stolen aardvarks. Wee wee wee, all the way homie
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I've heard of studying a broad, but dissecting a dude? Okay, if that's what the syllabus says
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Man shall not live by breadsticks alone. You hear me Olive Garden?!
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Awareness is a bitchtastic pistol fucking good time warp of a jolly wee hoedown
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I have no Real World experience, but I was a contestant on Family Feud & have aspirations to revive Celebrity Rehab
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I drive hard & fuck soft & never use my blinker, except when exiting the freeway, that palace is donkey nuts
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holler at your buoyancy inspector and that dinghy will never get off the dock
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man dies of timely death, he was old as shit
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You're right, it's not the end of the world. There's just such a certain stigma associated with it. Well it is stigmata
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May it beat soap. Lube. Ahh, men
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Life's not about the Journey, it's more about the Janis Joplin or the Joni Mitchell
Love maker, harp breaker- it's this thing I do, breakin harps like all day long
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Love maker, harp breaker- it's this thing I do, breakin harps like all day long