Darbler Cheesegarbler
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You pluck a rose, you fuck a rose. Garden rules.
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I used to use view-count to choose the best vid, now I choose bruise-count to abuse the next squid. I hate cephalopods.
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A pimp with a crimp perm slaps a gimp with some limp sperm, welcome to Comedy Dang Dick
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Feel free to frown on freedom, but I might tape your mouth shut and lock you in a gimp box
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Once you go dead you never get head, the only downside to being a necrophiliac
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A crown of cheese, a throne of beef; I am the cookie king!
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Marco! Polo! Marco! Maron! Macaroni, bologni, KONY 2012
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Give me liberty or give me a pulled pork sandwich
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When God closes a window, Satan feels the breeze
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A toast to the coast who can boast the highest probability of sinking into the ocean due to a massive earthquake
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You've got some flaps, I've got some jacks, let's put 'em together and make a hot stack
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Premiering right now, "Phrasecatcher 2: The Niggardly Retardant"
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The jokes on you, dad. The glass box you used to lock me in only made me a better mime
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Cottage cheese kisses under a maple syrup moon begin to burst my beef bubble
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Baby boomers beware, because bills become burdensome battling bears
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Viagra for women?! What's next, tramp stamps for gramps?â„¢
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You're just a mouse in a maze, I'm just a frog on a log. Let's fuck.
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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What a plan, what a plan, what a mighty good plan. Now let's rob this retirement home.
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I dug a hole beneath rock bottom, built a fallout shelter, and now my whole family will survive the apocalypse
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A little to the left, a little to the right, front to back, front to back, now you ain't so tight
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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War, famine, pestilence, disease. These are a few of my favorite things.
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You're a peach, cobbler. The work you did on my dance shoes is bananas!
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The mayor is on my ass because of this catchphrase, and you two idiots blew up half of Manhattan!
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dinosaur bones are a prank from Jesus. Archaeology just got Punk'd!
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Through the blinds, a streetlight casts shadows of bars across my face. This city is my prison, this bedroom is my cell. Should we order a pizza?
By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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