Shampoodler
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Getting real tired of your shit, lower digestive system.
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Is that a salami in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Both!? Great, I'm hungry AND lonely. Hashtag blessed.
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To all the girls I've loved before, you might want to get tested. Soon.
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Hey vegans, there's a better than good chance you've drank a snowman's corpse.
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Ken Burns when exposed to direct flame or very high heat.
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Bitches be trippin'. Watch where you're going, bitches.
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One man's aporkalypse now is another man's bacon tomorrow. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.
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They say never trust a skinny chef, which is why I only let fat chefs operate on my children.
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So Freud said it was perfectly normal to want to bang your mom? Asking for a friend, and his mom.
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Don't know about you, but I'm rather enjoying these snakes on this plane
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Leave It To Beaver was based on the UK show Let Fanny Handle It
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I can't feel my legs! Oops, false alarm, my hands just got cut off.
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The Human Torch's proctologist fell into a burning ring of fire, and thanks to Barack Hussein Obamacare his rates went
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Better call Saul, or at the very least try to fax Max
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Two shlongs don't make a right, that's what my Bible says
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Let's face facts: if you've met Superman, he's seen your genitals.
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Remember the 90's? Well I don't, which is why I'm here today to talk about concussions. Remember the 90's?
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Jason Mantzoukas? More like Jason Pants-bazookas! That guy has some huge leg titties.
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Ground Control to Major Tom. We have some bad news. That wife you love so very much? She's banging Captain Ron.
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Of course I've read "Everyone Poops", but you're the only other person with keys to my safety deposit box
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Bachman and Turner were ok, but if you ask me, Larry Overdrive really held that band together.
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"Everyone knows cows can't swim" is exactly the kind of stereotypical garbage I'd expect to hear from the lactose intolerant.
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Do the curtains match the carpets? Before you laugh, please remember that I'm a blind prospective homeowner.
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