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NickSpannaus
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You know what ELSE a spoonful of sugar helps with? Adult onset diabetes. Shame on you, Ms. Julie Andrews. Hash Tag: ThePenguinStaysInThePicture
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Turns out you CAN polish a turd... you just wouldn't want to.
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The grass is always cheaper on the wrong side of the tracks.
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If a tree falls in the woods and a lumbersexual isn't around to make love to it...has humanity lost its way?
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I dulled Occam's razor from too much cutting, and now it's just more of a bludgeoning tool.
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I don't want to alarm you, Jewish Jack Bauer, but security has been alerted of a mohel in the ranks of the Brit Milah.
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Cool science fact: a COMPLETELY broken clock is correct two times a day... whereas a SLIGHTLY broken clock can distort space/time itself.
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I was telling my friend about a dream I had. Then I realized I was telling my friend about a dream I had. I'd like to take this chance to apologize
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That was the day we realized it wasn't an act of terrorism; it wasn't an inside job; it was merely... Fawlty Towers.
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"Are you there, C'thulhu? It's me, Morgoth." Hashtag Oprah's Book Club
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We should get to know one another... so that, one day, we can catch up.
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I have a sneaking suspicion that the phrase "cotton-headed ninny muggins" is, in fact, the most racist combination of words possible.
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Cut me some slack, world. I got bills to pay and a mouth to feed. *My* mouth... if you have to be all particular about it.
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Actions speak louder than words... unless the word is "KABLAMMO!"
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"Neither a borrower nor a lender be." ...really, Polonius? REALLY? You're gonna pull that shit? I need to use your stapler for ONE MINUTE.
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My co-workers always ask why I have a dream-catcher in my office. I put it up to intercept anyone wanting to tell me about their dreams.
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Steely Dan should become a Steely Dan cover band. The audience won't go home thinking "Steely Dan sucks." They'll think, "Great cover band!"
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