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This movie is completely insane and it definitely needs to be discussed in great depth. Why? 2 reasons; 1 - Double Uzis & double denimed Chuck Norris 2 - Richard Lynch shoots people in the dick

I was shocked this hadnt been posted yet. Highlights are: Bastion has constant fantasies about Chuck Norris. Discount Bridges and Joe Piscopo are thrown in for good measure. Joe Piscopo is doing the performance he felt Sensei John Kreese of the Cobra Kai should have gone with. WInne from Wonder Years is naturally the love interest. Bastion eventually cures himself of what appears to be a severe case of asthma. Was directed by Chuck Norris's brother. Then entire movie is on youtube, for free.

"Science created him. Now Chuck Norris must destroy him. He's an indestructible man fused with powers beyond comprehension. An unstoppable terror who in one final showdown, will push Chuck Norris to his limits. And beyond" Imagine if Chuck Norris showed up to the set of "Halloween" in 1978, roundhouse kicked John Carpenter, and took over as director for the movie. This would more or less be the product that resulted. In all honesty this movie is a pretty unique blend of 80s slasher horror and your run of the mill action/kung fu movie of the day. Also there are mad scientists, a laughable love-montage, an outrageous bar fight that in no way serves the main plot, and an almost comical number of gratuitous boob shots. More people need to see this movie ASAP. (It's free on Amazon with a Shudder trial or subscription) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084684/

The Hitman is one of Chuck Norris' best films and would make for a great episode of HDTGM. In this movie Chuck Norris is left for dead and comes back to life as an undercover cop who infiltrates the mob and in doing so, becomes a ruthless, remorseless, cold blooded killer.... Who is also still a good guy with a heart of gold. Plenty of great action, great one liners, and to top it all off this film also features the greatest movie ending of any movie ever made ever! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvgJtC_g-sU

Honestly I have not seen this movie, I just somehow managed to stumble upon awareness of its existence and have wanted to see it. This trailer makes it look pretty insane.

Supernatural Karate Cop Thriller! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107101/

I watched this movie and was astounded by something in every scene. The acting is probably a little worse than you would expect from a Chuck Norris movie. There are random inner monologues that are nearly impossible to discern from audible dialogue. The violence is fairly graphic and just strange. The rape scene will change your life; I couldn't believe what I was seeing. It used to be on YouTube but is available on Yahoo. During the whole movie I was thinking how it should be on the podcast.