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This movie features a millenium old Jinn, who needs to collect 1001 souls to jump start the apocalypse. He lets himself get locked up in a penitentiary, where he figures sous will be easy to harvest, since they have nothing to do but "Weesh." He gains a sould by tricking people into "Weeshing" for something. They all make some random comment like "I wish my lawyer would go fuck himself." Wishmaster asks the convict, "Is that your weeesh?" He, like everyone else, says something like "You're a fucking lunatic, and go fuck yourself, but yes, that's my wish." Convict goes to meet with lawyer, who immediately gives him the great news: "I have an unfinalized deal in place and you're gonna go free." Before the con can get too excited, the lawyer is bent in half by some invisible wish magic, then proceeds to fuck his own ass to death...doggystyle, and bent over the table. The convict's response is as follows: "Hey, holmes, what the fuck are you doing!? What are you doing that!?" And as the lawyer begins to die from auto erotic assfucksiation, the con screams not once but twice in successively louder volumes, "What about my deeeealll?" Haha. You made a wish. It went bad. Now you're stuck in jail and you have no soul. That is not even the most ridiculous part of the movie. Watch i\t. It's on NETFLIX. All 5 Wishmasters are. Remember the name MUSTAFA. Sounds Russian, right? I know. BTW, the Jinn speaks in a completely forced and painfully slowed sown faux baritone throughout. Like if Patrick Warburton had a double stroke. Review the movie. Dont review it. At least watch it. It is fucking hilarious and not on purpose.

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I watched this movie with my friend who ordered it on demand, and this is one movie that MUST make it way onto this podcast in the future. They're are more the movie opens with a Hobo lecturing to new born babies through the glass at the hospital about if they grow up to be homeless, they better get a shotgun to clean up their streets or something of that nature. That is a massive amount of gorry violence. Here's a link to the trailer

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Ok so the 50th episode is coming up, and ive decided that for this 50th episode id try and edit together a 'best of'. im relistening through all of the nerd poker Ep's keeping track of the funniest moments (opinio) in hopes of editing them together in a best of supercut. problem is this takes a long time, the editing together is no issue, but the listening through and finding the best parts of an episode, so if you guys wanna listen to some episodes, and find like 5-10 funniest moments in an episode as well as keeping track of the time. another thing is i will be making a supercut of all of blaines commercials, id like to get this one done soon, very soon, so please guys go through each episode and give me the times of all of blaines ads so i can edit em together, that way i save some time. Thanks, A nerd poker super fan.

Can you guys help me build a couple of Best Of shows? I'm looking for your favorite scenes, and I'm also looking to represent every source of suggestion that we've used. So if you can identify the episode; short description of the scene; who was in it; and if you're already there, the time code would be really awesome too. This is so crazy it just might work!