IDisrobe 7 Posted April 9, 2013 Orange Crush. Double the calories and sugar with none of the real fruit flavor...Orange Crush. Share this post Link to post
IDisrobe 7 Posted April 9, 2013 7-11. Where angry foreigners tell you "No!"... 7-11 Share this post Link to post
IDisrobe 7 Posted April 9, 2013 Your Local Hospital. Need an aspirin? That'll be $21.35. Proudly Gouging patients since 1953. Come see us soon at Your Local Hospital. *uninsured: Cash Only. Prepay at window. 1 Share this post Link to post
IDisrobe 7 Posted April 9, 2013 You Local Surgery Center. Looking to stop that nasty oxygen habit you acquired at birth? Come see us and pick up a free antibiotic resistant infection at no extra charge. Come on baby, Don't Fear the Reaper at your local surgery center today! Share this post Link to post
Sorry_Bubastis 17 Posted April 9, 2013 Cigarettes! "It's like lighting a fuse to a cool bomb!" Â Waffle House! "It's arguably food for arguably people!" Â Adamantium! "It gets under your skin!" Â Satanist Outfitters! "You'll Look Damned Fine!" Â Easter! "Making it acceptable to eat $4 worth of peanut butter in one sitting." Â TruTV! "We've got everything you don't want to watch!" Â Â 1 Share this post Link to post
IDisrobe 7 Posted April 9, 2013 White Castle...when gastroenteritis sounds interesting, experience it at White Castle! Share this post Link to post
StevoDoccerson 97 Posted April 11, 2013 SHIRT WOOT.com! ShirtWoot.com: Because other than facebook, & tumblr, how are all of your friends going to know you really like Doctor Who AND Legend of Zelda AND Star Wars? SHIRTWOOT.com! 4 Share this post Link to post
StevoDoccerson 97 Posted April 11, 2013 POPEYE'S CHICKEN! Popeye's Chicken: For when you want a top to bottom enema that tastes great, and comes with cajun fries! Popeye's Chicken! 5 Share this post Link to post
StevoDoccerson 97 Posted April 22, 2013 EMERALD TROPHY SHOPS! Emerald Trophy Shops: We're Number 1! This Trophy SAYS SO! Emerald Trophy Shops! 1 Share this post Link to post
StevoDoccerson 97 Posted April 23, 2013 VISTA PRINT! Vista Print: For when you want to have a piece of cardboard with your name and a swear word on it that lets you try to win free lunches! VISTA PRINT! 1 Share this post Link to post
EnderDelphiki 10 Posted April 29, 2013 Mr. Pibb. If you were wondering what Dr. Pepper would taste like if it only had a GED, try Mr. Pibb. 9 Share this post Link to post
IDisrobe 7 Posted May 2, 2013 Top Ramen. When crushing depression makes you give up on life...cater your suicide with Top Ramen. 4 Share this post Link to post
BobbyDavis 1 Posted May 2, 2013 the blue waffle gentleman's club, because any girl is better than no girl. the blue waffle gentleman's club  and by the homeless, here to remind you that it can still get worse the homeless  and by the pawn shop, weather you need a $5.00 tv or you want to sell a stolen playstation one the pawn shop 1 Share this post Link to post
StevoDoccerson 97 Posted May 2, 2013 BURN NOTICE on USA! When there's nothing else to watch when you're at a laundromat, watch BURN NOTICE! "Hey look it's Bruce Campbell!" 3 Share this post Link to post
Turakamu 5 Posted May 2, 2013 FACEBOOK! When you want to connect with your small town friends and talk about how they are addicted to meth, Facebook" Â Also brought by BUTTERFLY YOYO'S, because you thought they were cool, Butterfly yoyo's. 2 Share this post Link to post
StevoDoccerson 97 Posted May 12, 2013 BEEF O'BRADY'S! BEEF O'BRADY'S! Where Stepdads are made! BEEF O'BRADY'S "We're going to try to stop calling him 'Uncle Jeff' and start calling him Dad now, okay guys?" BEEF O'BRADY'S! "Stop Crying!" 3 Share this post Link to post
StevoDoccerson 97 Posted May 19, 2013 KFC! "Oh you ate the bones! Hahahaha" Â "....that's not funny." Â "It's from the new commercial! 'You ate the bones' you know? Hahaha" Â "Dude, my dog died last week after choking on a chicken bone lodged in his throat." Â "............." Â KFC! Share this post Link to post
DubipR 485 Posted May 22, 2013 ... Whole Foods Market. Want to buy a Fuji Apple, some string cheese and a sandwich at the deli? Sell some plasma and you'll have it, Whole Foods Market! Share this post Link to post
StevoDoccerson 97 Posted May 24, 2013 RED ROBIN! Â RED ROBIN! Come for the bottomless steak fries, stay for the awkward first dates! (based on an actual first date I saw at the table next to me) Gal "Would it be weird if I got another burger? Like if I ordered again?" Guy ".....uh, Sure?" Gal "Yeah, hi, can I get another of the same? And some more ranch & ketchup, please? Thanks!" Guy "...I'll have another root beer, please." RED ROBIN! YUM! 1 Share this post Link to post
Silly Lacy 102 Posted May 24, 2013 I can't stop laughing at that Steve. So wonderful in so many ways. I'm pretty thick and I could never do a second meal at RR. Also - why did she get the same thing again? I'm mind boggled! Â In an effort to contribute to this topic, not just comment on other contributions: Â Belvita - when you're fat enough to be OK with cookies for breakfast, but ashamed enough to justify it to your family and friends, try Belvita! 1 Share this post Link to post
Skeevins 322 Posted May 29, 2013 The Jimmy Fund at your local theater! For just a dollar donation, you too can help save the life of a child with cancer! But for only 75 cents more, we'll let you help save the life of a full-sized person! Share this post Link to post
DubipR 485 Posted May 29, 2013 PIXIE STICKS! Â For fifty cents, you too can have diabetes in a huge plastic straw! Pixie Sticks! Share this post Link to post
StevoDoccerson 97 Posted June 6, 2013 LEMON WEDGES! Lemon Wedges! Masking the shitty taste of the tap water in restaurants! Lemon Wedges! "Do I taste dish soap?" Not Anymore, thanks to LEMON WEDGES!! 3 Share this post Link to post
Surly Captain 131 Posted June 6, 2013 BlAINE! Blaine! it's those jokes your parents would tell you in the 70s but NOW! Blaine! Share this post Link to post
Surly Captain 131 Posted June 6, 2013 Blaine! when you need a joke that references Fatty Arbuckle, Senior Wences and Kim Cattrall try Blaine! Share this post Link to post