Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)

[denimgremlin 1179]

just had to watch this again for work, holy moley is this movie terrible. it's upsettingly obnoxious and gross

 

some highlights:

 

- Ace feeds a baby bird by vomiting into it's mouth (this happens in the first 5 minutes)

- a close up shot of Jim Carrey touching his own eyeball

- a gay tribesman gives Ace fuck me eyes

- a parrot gets drunk

- Ace crawls naked out of a robotic rhinos asshole (this craziest part of that scene, a fucking ROBOTIC RHINO!)

- Ace drives a monster truck through the jungle, most likely demolishing tons of animals and their habitats

- yet another gorilla rape scene!

 

just bonkers

[imhatch 271]

whoa what where do you even work

[denimgremlin 1179]

maybe it's a forum faux pas to bump your own post but i saw this playing on cable recently and felt the need to re-recommend this masterpiece of making all the wrong choices.

[jarrycanada 2483]

Now that HDTGM is covering Ernest movies why not Ace Ventura. Now that the can of shit has been opened.

[seanotron 2307]

I believe we're all still waiting with bated breath for the answer as to what kind of job would require you to watch Ace Ventura 2.

[denimgremlin 1179]

I believe we're all still waiting with bated breath for the answer as to what kind of job would require you to watch Ace Ventura 2.

 

hahaha, I used to work for a company that did quality control testing for dvd, blu ray and Itunes vod, basically i had to watch movies over and over again to look for bugs and shit like that. it's a pretty terrible gig they try to make sound fun by saying "get paid to watch movies!". ace ventura 2 was hardly the worst though, the company i worked for contracted with a few different companies including Asylum Films so I got to see all kinds of shit

[PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138]

 

 

hahaha, I used to work for a company that did quality control testing for dvd, blu ray and Itunes vod, basically i had to watch movies over and over again to look for bugs and shit like that. it's a pretty terrible gig they try to make sound fun by saying "get paid to watch movies!". ace ventura 2 was hardly the worst though, the company i worked for contracted with a few different companies including Asylum Films so I got to see all kinds of shit

Quality control is a bit of a loose term when it comes to Asylum films, I'd imagine.

[jarrycanada 2483]

I believe we're all still waiting with bated breath for the answer as to what kind of job would require you to watch Ace Ventura 2.

 

well here at the glue factory we enjoy all sorts of movies.

[Ofcoursemyhorse 1043]

I got to find out what a hymen was at age 12 when I asked my dad how the guy at the end knew the princess had lost her virginity.