Episode 149.5 — 10/11/13 TWO CHARTED 88

[JulyDiaz 2797]

Heads up, Ku-Ku & Wie-Wie discuss why tears were shed on this week’s TWO CHARTED! Howard guides us through his emotional Wieek That Was and Kulap tells us about her adventures in good health. And it wouldn’t be Twooch without some GIFTS!

[RickSchmittJr 166]

Kulap seemed checked out for this one...rushing through everything.

[MattBlack 76]

I've kind of felt like she's been rushing through episodes a lot lately. Not sure what's up with that.

[Todd Mason 21]

Guessing that she has some editing to do on a certain a/v documentary...

[Kickpuncher 5012]

Or time constraints with the studio, or any number of other things. I don't think consciously trying to get through the show quickly implies being "checked out".

 

As long as she left time for this gem, it's all good:

 

"Don't ever look at yourself in a mirror when you're on drugs."

"What did you see?"

"The monkey from Aladdin high on bath salts."

[seanotron 2307]

Since we're wildly speculating, I choose to believe Kulap has been replaced with a robot, which is the real explanation for her haircut.

[seanotron 2307]

"Don't ever look at yourself in a mirror when you're on drugs."

"What did you see?"

"The monkey from Aladdin high on bath salts."

 

Seriously, this bit almost made me swerve into the median driving home. I laughed so hard I saw stars.

[Kickpuncher 5012]

I just hope you didn't look into your rearview while you saw stars, because that would have really compounded the situation. Hat on a hat, if you will.

[seanotron 2307]

I just hope you didn't look into your rearview while you saw stars, because that would have really compounded the situation. Hat on a hat, if you will.

 

If I had looked into the rear view, I probably would have seen Billy Barty cooking meth.