Nurse 3D (2013)

[EarBear 460]

Holy shit, I just watched the trailer for this pile. Oh man, it looks like they shoved Showgirls, Single White Female / The Roommate and a few gallons of fake blood into a blender, drank the gore smoothie resulting from that, shit it out and called it a movie.

 

Apparently the movie was "inspired" by the photography of Lionsgate Marketing exec Tim Palen, who shot the attached image to promote a blood drive at the studio.

 

I like my origin story better.

 

Trailer should go up in a few days, I'll make a note to post then. Looks like the flick is set to come out in February...

[Darian 19]

link for the trailer? not finding it on youtube

[jarrycanada 2483]

Yeah, I can't find that trailer ether. it's that actress Paz de la Huerta from boardwalk empire, shes crazy but cool.

 

Poster reminds me alot of American Mary.

 

[PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138]

Holy shit, I just watched the trailer for this pile. Oh man, it looks like they shoved Showgirls, Single White Female / The Roommate and a few gallons of fake blood into a blender, drank the gore smoothie resulting from that, shit it out and called it a movie.

 

Apparently the movie was "inspired" by the photography of Lionsgate Marketing exec Tim Palen, who shot the attached image to promote a blood drive at the studio.

 

I like my origin story better.

 

Trailer should go up in a few days, I'll make a note to post then. Looks like the flick is set to come out in February...

Weren't they doing that to coincide with the release of some of the "Saw" sequels? Is it the same guy that worked on the posters or those? They always had a lot of weird imagery that had nothing to do with the film itself really (a lot of it just used body parts to form numbers and stuff), and this looks like it could have been one of them.

[jarrycanada 2483]

I was looking at this site called http://designtaxi.com, and they had this story about woman painted in milk, this kinda reminds me of that but with blood.

 

[Johnny Unusual 525]

It's like her face is saying "Can you believe I just pooed milk?"

[seanotron 2307]

I was looking at this site called http://designtaxi.com, and they had this story about woman painted in milk, this kinda reminds me of that but with blood.

 

 

Is she supposed to be farting her clothes off? Why is she on a scale? Is this supposed to be sexy? SO MANY QUESTIONS

[EarBear 460]

http://www.hitfix.com/motion-captured/paz-de-la-huerta-takes-a-sexy-rocket-ride-to-crazy-in-exclusive-nurse-3d-poster-debut

[EarBear 460]

I don't know how I missed this poster previously (careful, NSFW):

 

http://www.slantmaga...use/tags/hostel

 

If this movie gets done, the advertising should get dissected on the previous minisode, cause I wanna know how they drop a poster that's literally an adult man sucking on a titty.

[jarrycanada 2483]

EarBear, was there ever a trailer for this ? you said something about a trailer but I think you just mean poster.?

[EarBear 460]

EarBear, was there ever a trailer for this ? you said something about a trailer but I think you just mean poster.?

 

There's definitely a trailer, but they have not released it yet. I see certain things in advance as part of my job. I'm keeping an eye out for when they publicly drop the trailer and I'll post it here as soon as it goes out.

[EarBear 460]

*bumpin*

 

http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3159765/how-much-sex-blood-and-violence-is-in-nurse-3d-a-lot/

 

 

"Imagine Fatal Attraction and Black Swan and then throw it into a hospital. That’s kind of our world. Its a world you’ve never seen before. It’s sexy, yet gritty, violent and nasty. And then it became sexy again. It’s like, “wow!” I could never quite put my finger on what the next scene was going to be when I read the script because it was so wickedly off. And then I did another pass on the script and rewrote the script myself and I took what was already there and amped it up."

[PhillipMedoc 648]

"Imagine Fatal Attraction and Black Swan and then throw it into a hospital. That’s kind of our world. Its a world you’ve never seen before. It’s sexy, yet gritty, violent and nasty. And then it became sexy again. It’s like, “wow!” I could never quite put my finger on what the next scene was going to be when I read the script because it was so wickedly off. And then I did another pass on the script and rewrote the script myself and I took what was already there and amped it up."

Oof, my eyes just rolled out of my head.

 

"And then it became sexy again. It's like, "wow!""

[EarBear 460]

I'm lobbying for this movie and Homefront, mostly cause I like it when the crew does a theatrical release. Now that the Twilight sagais done, I don't want them to abandon theatrical flicks. Homefront seems like it'll be pretty enjoyable, in that over the top Roadhouse kind of way.

 

This movie looks like a real what the fuck turd, though. Lionsgate really need to drop the trailer so I can post it here...

[sillstaw 414]

Sniping EarBear and adding the trailer. It's apparently not embeddable, so...

 

 

Observations:

 

Katrina Bowden is in this? I wasn't going to see it anyway, but now I'll be wondering if everybody who dies in it is just accidentally killing themselves while paranoid about her. (Seriously, though, "Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil" is an underrated masterpiece.)

 

Usually Paz de la Huerta is a decent-looking woman, but there are shots in this trailer where she literally looks like she's homeless. Naturally, she's apparently supposed to be sexier than Katrina Bowden's character.

 

"I texted him from your phone. As you." Well, yes, that would follow.

 

"You look like my neighbor. You look like this kid that was institutionalized." Ignoring how painfully obvious this is, the way it's said almost sounds like she's comparing a grown woman to a child.

 

So this obviously insane woman is a nurse at a hospital. Don't they do background checks and stuff?

 

I love how there's almost no shots that scream 3D until nearly the end of the trailer. And how one of them uses some of the most obvious CGI this side of an Asylum movie.

 

This will be released on Valentine's Day, because what better date movie is there than one about a murderous nurse with a sexual obsession with another nurse?

[EarBear 460]

I didn't even see it as sniping, stillsaw, I was gonna say thanks for the assist. I only just noticed this went up officially over the weekend.

 

Re: Paz de la Homeless: I'm not familiar with her, but I GISed her. She seems quite lovely and has very striking features, but what's up with her face in this movie? It just looks... off...

 

Anyways, I love stillsaw's commentary on this. Really pulling for this one. With Twilight officially done and Fast and Furious in limbo, I don't want to see the crew abandon theatrical releases all together.

 

"I texted him from your phone. As The Count from Sesame Street. He was so confused as to why I kept counting..."

[Quasar Sniffer 4174]

 

Katrina Bowden is in this? I wasn't going to see it anyway, but now I'll be wondering if everybody who dies in it is just accidentally killing themselves while paranoid about her. (Seriously, though, "Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil" is an underrated masterpiece.)

 

 

I'm just here to bump this opinion because, fuck yes, Tucker and Dale is fucking great.

[EarBear 460]

I meant to backup that Tucker and Dale vs. Evil comment specifically, too. I forgot my improv fundamentals.

 

YES Tucker and Dale vs. Evil is awesome, AND Nurse 3D looks like a pile of horse shit.

 

Guys, I just made an improv.

[jarrycanada 2483]

IT's about time that trailer came out, doesn't look all that bad, only part that upset me was the in 3D at the ending of the trailer.,Why?

it reminded me of Machete 3 in space in 3d, I recall at one point in that trailer it was in 3D.

it looks like Single White Female meets American Mary to me.

[Darian 19]

this trailer.

 

my eyes melted with how dumb it was...

[jarrycanada 2483]

this trailer.

 

my eyes melted with how dumb it was...

 

Ya a lot of build up for not that much, based on the poster art.

[Darian 19]

the crazy thing is, outside of a porno, you never see nurses dressed like that nowadays

[seanotron 2307]

the crazy thing is, outside of a porno, you never see nurses dressed like that nowadays

 

I'm pretty sure nurses *never* dressed like that, even in the long-forgotten days of yesteryear.

[Darian 19]

touche

[EarBear 460]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2548833/Paz-la-Huerta-goes-nude-AGAIN-stills-Nurse-3D-role.html

 

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