Episode 257 — Nuts As A Pile Of Nuts

[Cascalade Jones 13]

"That was our 'meet cute.'"

 

"I wish I could whisper."

[Jachin 123]

The heat must of got to Scott and Paul. Some of the most laughter I've heard on CBB and it was super infectious.

[Homer 64]

Laughing at semi humorous statements that aren't really that funny... that you made your own damn self... please PFT, I love you but just try harder next time.

[Bucho 188]

Scott: "What were the other heavens again?"

Richard Harrow: "Beach heaven"

Scott: "That's a great one, I want to go there."

Richard Harrow: "Jewish Heaven."

Scott: "No thanks."

 

Richard Harrow: "Dog and cat heaven."

Scott: "Oh, I would kind of like to go there too ... except I'm allergic to cats."

Richard Harrow: "Non dog and cat pet heaven."

Scott: "Oh, so any other pets ... we have the cockatoos ..."

Richard Harrow: "Turtles ..."

Scott: "Iguanas ..."

Richard Harrow: "Ferrets ..."

Scott: "Those little kind of poisonous lizards that secrete the poison from their elbow ..."

Richard Harrow: "Turtles."

Scott: "Oh, turtles, yeah."

Richard Harrow: "One African grey parrot who managed to die before its owner."

Scott: "All fish."

Richard Harrow: "Every fish."

Scott: "Even the ones in the ocean because those are, sort of, the world's pets."

[Long pause as PFT tries really hard not to lose his shit out loud]

[saddlebags 581]

Hearing PFT as RHG say "I'm dead...I'm a ghost" in that slow cadence gets me every time.

[saddlebags 581]

Also Will Forte sounded a lot like Bob Ducca. He should come back as Ducca's brother or something.

[Foltaire 333]

And "putt your shoes on" needs to live on in the songdom.

 

TAKE SHOES AFF!

 

[Johnny Unusual 525]

Great episode. I've never even seen Boardwalk Empire, but PFT always delivers the goods and he does a lot with this character.

[Fake Ghost Pirate 0]

I'm not 100% sure if they were joking when they said Jefferson was the 2nd president... it's not quite wrong enough to be a joke, I feel Oh comedians... no one ever said they were historians.

[angryrose 494]

Please, please, please bring back Ghost of Richard Harrow.