All of Blaine's "Brought to you by..." jokes with time stamps

[SamGibson 7]

I recently relistened to the entire series, and when Blaine did one of his "brought to you by" lines, I noted the approximate time stamp and subject. I didn't see these collected or noted anywhere, so figured I'd share with the rest of the fans.

 

1

7:26 Ikea, Swiffer

48:55 Toms of Maine, Necco wafers, Armed response, Spencer's gifts, Orange Julius, Roommates shampoo, Roommates breakfast cereal

 

2

39:30 Coconut m&ms, Velvet, Pier 1

 

4

30:25 Easy on, Hottie ice,

 

7

19:30 Necco wafers, H&M

29:00 Store brand dishwasher liquid

39:45 Nicks check cashing

 

9

28:10 Sketchers, Albertsons

 

10

32:10 Prep h strips

 

11

15:50 Burger King, Applebee's

52:10 Baskin robbins

 

12

32:15 Gap kids, Green blads

1:10:30 Daewoo, Sketchers

 

13

15:30 Ed hardy shoes

16:05 Listerine eye drops

53:15 You're fired Ben folds four

 

14

33:30 Prep h strips

34:00 Cake chips

38:14 Axe body spray

53:00 Marijuana

 

15

36:53 Kia

47:42 Cracker Barrel

50:12 Cheetos

1:06:55 Calamarios

 

16

48:40 Hip replacement crafters

1:00:08 Nestle slow

1:01:58 Dog shit

1:08:20 Holiday inn express express

 

17

13:40 Pinesoltoides

 

18

8:30 Whylax

33:55 Nestle wasabi quick

 

19

36:45 Out n in burger cheese

37:24 Calamarios

 

20

12:10 Free range Clorox, Hey-Ohs

 

21

1:06:40 Teeth

1:12:00 H&R blech

1:20:25 Spencer's gaffs

 

22

22:45 Brown julius

 

23

8:20 Spiders

32:20 Stuffed crest

 

26

1:13:15 Glass

1:15:20 Benedryl

 

27

1:08:50 Rock Paper Scissors

1:09:25 Nestle slow

 

28

7:05 Legs

 

29

52:20 Pesto certs

 

30

42:00 Chowderade

1:13:00 Kellogg pooptarts

 

31

6:50 Dr Bronners pichule chunk ice cream

6:55 Children's chewable ru486

 

49:00 Shoes

 

32

3:50 Children's chocolate

44:10 Vitamin fudge

55:00 French toasterie

59:22 Legs, makers of arms

 

33

27:05 Fonz

56:15 Old guy at Starbucks

1:00:10 Fonz

 

34

31:30 Fonz

 

35

21:30 almond joy and mounds

 

38

34:25 Moths

 

40

13:35 Triple stuff Oreos

14:40 Brody Stevens

15:23 Paul giamati

15:30 Andy kindler

20:30 Clamato

22:55 Gary busey contained

24:20 Todd Glass, by Vicodin

 

41

22:15 Pringles

1:18:40 Microsoft

 

42

44:30 Carls Sr.

 

52

28:10 Chili's 2

 

54

48:35 Corral's Joniar

 

55

12:18 Quiznos

48:30 uncle Annie's pretzels

?? Milky Way caramel

 

56

30:05 PF changs

[Stargoyle 78]

Bravo! I was hoping something like this would show up.

[GregoryHammell 7]

NICE!

 

Thanks for doing this.

 

There are several I wanted to go back and listen to so this is super helpful.

[Silly Lacy 102]

We should all kiss you on the mouth for this. Because fuck nougat!

[SamGibson 7]

I could really go for some vitamin fudge right about now. Mmmmm...

[PurplePerp 15]

Thank you so much for this list, kind sir. We owe you!

 

My favorite is still:

Brought to you by Legs! Running, jumping, kicking, climbing Leeeeeegs! From the makers of Arms.