Episode 20 — Dave Holmes, Our Close Friend

[kobthatreal 5896]

Lemme guess, another bullshit ep full of Chanson questions? Freakin Hollywood Chanbook.

[chanson 9697]

 

Was Frankenstein a monster because he tried to play God?

 

For my Spanish-speakers: ¿Fue Frankenstein el monstruo verdadero porque él trataba asumir el papel de Dios?

 

Si. Fue el monstruo verdadero porque los seres humanos no se propongan volar con las nubes entre de sus rodillas como el estimado profesor Frankenstein.

 

PS - Not bragging, just putting my AP spanish to good use. Because apparently I have to say whether I'm bragging or not.

 

Lemme guess, another bullshit ep full of Chanson questions? Freakin Hollywood Chanbook.

 

I hate that guy also. But I kinda want to be just like him. Because he's so terrible. You know, in like an admirable way. Because he's so great but for some bullshit reason I find that offensive. You know, because I'm worried about my own mortality or some shit and that causes me to project my problems onto others. Whatever. Hate that guy.

 

Love You, Bye.

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

Real sexy, tight episode this week, guys. Just nice and wet and hard and soft. I loved it.

[hugLife 492]

 

Si. Fue el monstruo verdadero porque los seres humanos no se propongan volar con las nubes entre de sus rodillas como el estimado profesor Frankenstein.

 

 

¡Qué bueno que puedes usar tu español aquí! No pienso que Frankenstein sea una representación de un Icarus más moderno. Él trataba cambiar el ciclo de la vida y robar la muerte de los seres humanos. Los seres no deben vivir eternalmente porque la mente de un hombre es demasiado frágil.

 

PS- I learned Spanish from the 3 episodes of Dora that I watched last week...speaking of Spanish, Carlos Mencía should be a guest some time. I totally get his comedic genius now

[kobthatreal 5896]

I hate that guy also. But I kinda want to be just like him. Because he's so terrible. You know, in like an admirable way. Because he's so great but for some bullshit reason I find that offensive. You know, because I'm worried about my own mortality or some shit and that causes me to project my problems onto others. Whatever. Hate that guy.

It's like he just doesn't get it or something, idk. You have to respect his dedication to be the best. He's like Billy Mitchell from King of Kong.

 

PS - out of likes for today sry bros

[chanson 9697]

Mom, Chanson's bragging again!

 

PS - I call bullshit. I don't even see what I'm trying to brag about.

 

PPS - Really solid foruming this week, team. Everyone give themselves a pat on the back.

[Toby Keith Sweat 1000]

maybe he calls himself the K.G. of being The Noid simply because he goes hard in the mother fucking paint.

[MattCameron 595]

great ep this week.

 

REALLY great. I give it an A-

[burdrulz 1760]

Every day after school

 

lil brulz would come home with anticipation to play his favorite game ever. I would rush to play as many levels as I could before my brother got home and bullied me, ultimately unplugging the nintendo and turning on BET.

 

 

Then I would sit in silence while we watched BET.

 

[greggy 15909]

your brother soyunds cool

[hugLife 492]

Then I would sit in silence while we watched BET.

 

That means you were lucky enough to bear witness to this magic (literally):

 

[Toby Keith Sweat 1000]

Then I would sit in silence while we watched BET.

 

Too in awe of Aaliyah to speak. I get that.

[robinsbruce 4985]

C'mon guys. BET in the nineties was about one thing and one thing only. Comic View. "Let Bruce Bruce hit it" said literally every person on my school bus. Yeah I went to public school in Alabama, what of it?

[greggy 15909]

rap videos

[hugLife 492]

Some mo' (more) old BET flavor:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oGTgyhPuUw

 

They don't make them like that anymore...

[greggy 15909]

i mean im not calling u out on comic view because that was legit big but i think after school was more rap videos, like mtv would only really play the most popular rap but if you wanted those silkk the shocker deep cuts you had to go bet

[chanson 9697]

ladies ladies you're both "urban."

[greggy 15909]

thanks chancin your the one i would go for that info so your opinion means a lot to me

[kobthatreal 5896]

I just remember stayin up late watching BET uncut. The Ludacris - Pussy Poppin video was my Ishmael.

[robinsbruce 4985]

I just remember stayin up late watching BET uncut. The Ludacris - Pussy Poppin video was my Ishmael.

 

But was it pussy poppin on a handstand? One more again? On my american bandstand?

 

make it droooooooooooooop

[hugLife 492]

So, what kind of hoagie do you think Walking Phoenix is so obsessed with? He looks like a hot corned beef and swiss kind of guy to me.

[burdrulz 1760]

So, what kind of hoagie do you think Walking Phoenix is so obsessed with? He looks like a hot corned beef and swiss kind of guy to me.

 

I'd like to think it's a meatball hoagie. It's all sloppy and he's getting red sauce all over his face, and shirt and cheeks. butt cheeks. It's sloshing around.

[kneisage 2108]

That guy is definitely eating a sandwich with an egg in it somewhere. Don't ask me why I just know it in my heart.

[greggy 15909]

i know when whoopy golberg was making lion king she did the hoagie method, i heard her on the commentary saying "make mine a club sandwich"

[kobthatreal 5896]

Who is the Vinny Chase of the forums?