matthewcohen 18 Posted February 21, 2014 Ha-Ha! When the object of your desire is near, imitate her every move. Its called "modeling." All the cool dwarf pick-up artists do it. 1 Share this post Link to post
ÚncleƊracula 40 Posted February 21, 2014 When you hold your hand out and she slaps it away, good news ha-ha! She has willingly touched your dwarven skin! I think this is a good idea, bravo Matthew. 1 Share this post Link to post
matthewcohen 18 Posted February 22, 2014 Impress her with your warrior strength! When enemies are near, write her a love letter - with your great axe! Ha ha! Share this post Link to post
JamieWalker 2 Posted February 22, 2014 When that Dwarven maiden spits on something, impress HER by spitting also! HAHA! 1 Share this post Link to post
matthewcohen 18 Posted February 23, 2014 When running from the rat people, be sure to run in front of her so she can see your mighty haunches! Ha ha! Share this post Link to post
Ghost of Karn 56 Posted February 23, 2014 Never go into detail on any "infestations" you may have... ha-HA! 3 Share this post Link to post
ÚncleƊracula 40 Posted February 24, 2014 Ha-ha! If the unclaimed love of your life wins a battle in an arena, stand in the same vicinity as her it might confuse the competition into thinking she is already taken. ... also don't scream in pain when something tries to eat you after. Share this post Link to post
AmandaL.Morgan 23 Posted February 25, 2014 ...Always offer the front seat of the dead dwarf you'll be flying on.... 2 Share this post Link to post
StevoDoccerson 97 Posted February 26, 2014 Dwarven women love to play hard to get. My mother spurned my father's advances for 20 years, but he kept at it! She eventually CAVED! (This is widely considered the best joke in all Dwarven-Kind) Eventually, we erode their defenses! Just like when you're trying to chisel a precious gem out of a mountain! Ha-HA! 1 Share this post Link to post
ÚncleƊracula 40 Posted March 1, 2014 Don't make any moves when knee deep in gun powder, it is NOT a romantic situation. Share this post Link to post
Ghost of Karn 56 Posted March 5, 2014 If there's a big-ass explosion about to go off, forget the chick! Get behind the guy with the magical shield! Ha-HA! Share this post Link to post
AmandaL.Morgan 23 Posted March 6, 2014 Now, now...He was merely respecting her space. Very important in such a 'explosive' situation... It's also noted that it would appear churlish to her to be caught leering while she daintily drenched herself in water to avoid incineration. 1 Share this post Link to post
DanEngler 5249 Posted March 6, 2014 Remember well the teachings of Blackie Green: just because a Dwarven maiden has perished doesn't mean you can't give her one last ride! Ha-HA! 5 Share this post Link to post
VikingBlast 16 Posted April 16, 2014 When your beloved disappears for several episodes, stick to the "modelling" move and do the same thing! Ha-HA! 2 Share this post Link to post
StevoDoccerson 97 Posted May 11, 2014 Sometimes her friends are the best way to her heart! Make yourself known and helpful to them, and when the shitty DM forgets about you, your true love's friends will come to your aid, even though she's tried to wipe you from her memory!! Ha-HA! Share this post Link to post
BrendanJames 0 Posted May 14, 2014 "Ha-HA! Whenever ye get the chance, make reference to yer finely crafted Dwarven cudgel!" Share this post Link to post
