Episode 59 — Paul Scheer, Our Close Friend

[honlads 8798]

It's a real shame it has such a small audience. I mean, it's probably in my top 3 podcasts. (Actually it definitely is.)

 

I think it's way over 500 though. If you check out the play counts on Soundcloud, it averages about 5,000 there these days. Plus iTunes and stuff, probably like twice that?? More? I don't know. That's still small though. When you think about how small it is for this, Just think what size the RSS listenership must have been.

 

Don't mean to bum Hayes and Sean out though. Every episode is funny, and one of the first things I do on a Tuesday is get the new ep. Thanks for doing this.

[mwn 5470]

that's a pretty weird assumption

 

you think only 500 listeners are contributing to the 4k+ downloads of the Paul Scheer ep?

there are only 500 people in the world, tops. I believe in a gentler version of solipsism

[JacobCrites 4977]

I don't know numbers, guys

I'm p sure that the united states only has like 80 people or so?

[honlads 8798]

I don't know numbers, guys

I'm p sure that the united states only has like 80 people or so?

 

Look buddy I've never seen another person. Someone texted me one time so I know there's 2 people.

[JacobCrites 4977]

I know there's people on TVs so there's at least the 5 or 6 characters on Blacklist. So maybe there's 8 people, 2 seems a little low

[alargebucket 1589]

I'm still not convinced you guys aren't just in my head because I'm very funny and I could definitely see myself making all these episodes up and saying all these funny, nice, smart and also cool things.

[Casaba 5942]

I don't know numbers, guys

I'm p sure that the united states only has like 80 people or so?

 

[Casaba 5942]

I'm still not convinced you guys aren't just in my head because I'm very funny and I could definitely see myself making all these episodes up and saying all these funny, nice, smart and also cool things.

 

Trkybrg, if we are all in your head, then thank you for picking up the pace in the forum for the past few days. You've created a lot of funnies and good convo. You're pretty much a disturbed multi-personality genius!

 

PS - I am you telling you this.

[alargebucket 1589]

 

Trkybrg, if we are all in your head, then thank you for picking up the pace in the forum for the past few days. You've created a lot of funnies and good convo. You're pretty much a disturbed multi-personality genius!

 

PS - I am you telling you this.

You are very welcome, me. As you know, because this is simply a dialogue between the two sides of my brain, I've had a lot of free time lately. I made an intellectual breakthrough with Plato's Allegory of the Cave last week and now I don't have to constantly re-read the Wiki page anymore.

[Casaba 5942]

^ I want to like this but I'm out of likes.

 

I wrote a paper for film school about the allegory of the cave. Here's a fun cartoon about it.

 

[robinsbruce 4985]

IS PLATOS COMEDIES? ITS DEF MOVIES.

[Casaba 5942]

^ Like

 

"Is caves movies?" - Plato

[JacobCrites 4977]

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkP_OGDCLY0

Amazing that you would pick this. One of my top 10 favorite sketches of all time.

[greggy 15909]

i think anastasia just came up with the one good 'is ____ movies?' joke

[greggy 15909]

thats too negative sorry, every post is beautiful

[Casaba 5942]

Thank you, greggy, for the compliment. And thank you for retracting it to appreciate the beauty in all posts, like little delicate individual snowflakes.

[JacobCrites 4977]

I just listened to Harris Whittles' ep of You Made it Weird.

Can someone computer-hug me? That was really tough to listen to

I'd appreciate it if every single person in this forum including hayes and sean promised me that they will never do any drugs ever

[Andrew 4646]

I desperately want these to be "our" Sean.

 

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18987082

 

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/f/E7CBFBA6AA3DE8B8/Sean-Clements/

[Casaba 5942]

I just listened to Harris Whittles' ep of You Made it Weird.

Can someone computer-hug me? That was really tough to listen to

I'd appreciate it if every single person in this forum including hayes and sean promised me that they will never do any drugs ever

 

I felt the same way, Jacob C. Can we all just hold each other and have a good cry together?

[honlads 8798]

A high number of good posts this week. Especially the sandwich pic. Now that was a good post.

[Assblaster(truly_blessed) 125]

Can I be the heel of the Hollywood Handbook forums?

 

I just listened to Harris Whittles' ep of You Made it Weird.

Can someone computer-hug me? That was really tough to listen to

I'd appreciate it if every single person in this forum including hayes and sean promised me that they will never do any drugs ever

 

Damn I knew nothing of that Scientology situation, hope Harris stays on the straight and narrow.

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

Can I be the heel of the Hollywood Handbook forums?

You can be a #heel on the forums but there are a lot of us. Not a ton of #babyfaces around these parts. Just Anastasia, burdrulz, showshowbro, Rod Aug, Michael Bay of Pigs, brgrho, Jacob C. and Corpsefucker Shitlord. The rest of us are #heel. Buncha William Regals and Bastion Boogers.

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

Guys I don't have any step moms or step dads. But this is my parents from 1976, possibly in Portland, Oregon. You can tell it's the 70's because of all the strange patterns in the wallpaper, couch, and my mom's shirt. My mom (Lola Frances) goes by Frankie and is eating a watermelon bowl. My Dad (Ed) is WAY too comfortable with flaunting his ghostly white legs. Plus, I am not even sure he went to Temple (including the Judaic and Mormon places of worship). Go Owls!!

 

[rod aug 5637]

Damn just listened to the Harris Wittels podcast, poor guy. I really hope he figures it out soon, he's such a good dude.

[robinsbruce 4985]

Guys I don't have any step moms or step dads. But this is my parents from 1976, possibly in Portland, Oregon. You can tell it's the 70's because of all the strange patterns in the wallpaper, couch, and my mom's shirt. My mom (Lola Frances) goes by Frankie and is eating a watermelon bowl. My Dad (Ed) is WAY too comfortable with flaunting his ghostly white legs. Plus, I am not even sure he went to Temple (including the Judaic and Mormon places of worship). Go Owls!!

 

 

QUALITY. FUCKING. D.