Bro, you don't know the first thing about monkey buttholes.

Kevinpalooza · December 2, 2014

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AprilFoolsRebel · December 2, 2014

It's funny because it's true.

Kevinpalooza · December 3, 2014

I'd love for someone to deny it.

Bernard_Shakey · December 3, 2014

My dad was a primate proctologist.

Bever Hopox · December 4, 2014

Uh, I've seen King Kong on Blu-ray, sir, I think I know what a monkey butthole looks like!

Kevinpalooza · December 5, 2014

I'm deeply ashamed. Of what or whom, I'm not entirely sure.

greazey_bob · December 5, 2014

Does CGI monkey butthole count here, or are we talking strictly IRL?

I asked my monkey to let me see his butt he'll not get off the couch!

Kevinpalooza · December 5, 2014

I only acknowledge primate rectum referenced in the gospels

SirVizzle · October 30, 2016

Still no one has answered the question: what is the first thing to know about monkey buttholes? And I want references, footnotes and diagrams.

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