Episode 70 — Seth Morris, Our Close Employee

[rod aug 5637]

When I first listened I thought Haze was Clemdog because of his clementine hair and beard.

[Casaba 5942]

Also is it a scoop that Sean is writing for an Evil Dead tv show?

 

It was not a scoop for me, Tim, and Veebs and those folks in the hangout that we told. But I haven't found Sean's name connected with this project anywhere else online.

[dixon 5920]

Scoop Troop get out your pen erasers

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

If there was anyone I thought would have used a pencil it would have been you Dixon

[Casaba 5942]

If there was anyone I thought would have used a pencil it would have been you Dixon

 

Wouldn't that be some sort of writing cannibalism?

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

 

Wouldn't that be some sort of writing cannibalism?

 

hmm... good point. retracted

[Joe McGurl 8358]

I finally convinced my [REDACTED] to listen to the show. She said she had to turn it off 10 minutes in though and would have to listen at home because she was at work and kept wanting to laugh.

 

Anyway, who cares about what she thinks

[skizelo 2536]

I finally convinced my [REDACTED] to listen to the show. She said she had to turn it off 10 minutes in though and would have to listen at home because she was at work and kept wanting to laugh.

 

Anyway, who cares about what she thinks

 

This was an emotional rollercoaster joe because i thought your gran had to turn it off because she hated it or something. What a relief!

 

Also, I too would like to know more about Nigel.

[samschilling22 516]

Hi, my fave part of the show was the first time Seth brought up ghosts and Sean whisper-yells "NO." It was very funny.

 

Bye

[Casaba 5942]

Was there a hangout last night? Was Can't Buy Me Love discussed?

[JacobCrites 4977]

Was there a hangout last night? Was Can't Buy Me Love discussed?

No hangout. Me and Chanson exchanged some messages of insecurities and consolation. The good news is I now have more time to watch this movie.

[kobthatreal 5896]

I hate to say this but... Saam Rockwell pretty good guest. Though I wish i didnt have to hear him pretend Kevin Pollack is one of his peers in the acting game. Sean or Hayrs wouldve made him feel right at home!

[Zsinjeh 1677]

Because im a big nerd who reads comic books and has a birthday coming up I used the Handbook coupon. Thanks in advance Sean and Hayes but if theres no handbook loot there im gonna be freakin pissed!!

[brandondryrock 415]

This is the first episode without a woman guest in a long time. Does this mean that woman isn't funny anymore?

[SteveH 11126]

Neither of you won because the correct answer is Boutros Boutros-Ghali.

 

Edit: I would also have accepted the proper scientific name for the western gorilla, Gorilla gorilla.

 

Edit: Oh, shit! The western lowland gorilla subspecies name is Gorilla gorilla gorilla!

 

Humans. Homo sapien sapiens. You should try reading science sometimes like I do.

[SteveH 11126]

Also is it a scoop that Sean is writing for an Evil Dead tv show?

 

 

This is obviously not true. That would be way too scary for Sean. Imagine all of the SKELINGTONS!

[RanRan 3242]

Really enjoyed this episode. Will def listen to Talkin' Turkey if it is less scary. Speaking of which...any way you guys can tone down the E**l D**d talk in here?

 

Here is a ringtone. The ringtone is of "Whoa-oh. Hollywood Handbook." Maybe you guys can use it for your text or e-mail notifications or to alert you that your stocks have gone up or another producer wants you to star in his/her next movie or whatever. I don't know, your choice! I tried to make it just say "Whoa-oh" so that only the TRUE Handbook Heads would recognize it when my phone's blowing up in public, but that was too short of a time to do in GarageBand and I didn't wanna go fooling around in other programs trying to cut it down because life is too short. But life is too long not to make a Hollywood Handbook ringtone at all, so here you go!

 

PS Thinking of getting an avatar, what are the pros/cons of that?

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Hmm.

PS Thinking of getting an avatar, what are the pros/cons of that?

Thanks for making the ringtone! Way to give back. If you had an avatar, I would have something to picture in my head about how you look in real life, which would be a big pro from my perspective. Because right now I picture you as a grey man's silhouette. Talk about scary!

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Humans. Homo sapien sapiens. You should try reading science sometimes like I do.

Mmmm. Yes, getting those big laughs from the word "Homo." How scientific of you. I, for one, am enlightened enough to think that there is nothing funny about gay people. Unless they want to be funny, in which case I think that they are.

[Casaba 5942]

PS Thinking of getting an avatar, what are the pros/cons of that?

 

All pros no cons.

[watchayakan 1021]

It's a good thing I don't have a [REDACTED] to listen to to this podcast with because they would leave me after how much I bus' up like a little girl.

[marshall mellow 1671]

Does anyone know what episode of 30 Rock Sean describes on the Gilmore Guys where he has to throw a paper wrapper at Liz Lemon?

 

Yes, please, someone answer this very important Q.

[Casaba 5942]

It's a good thing I don't have a [REDACTED] to listen to to this podcast with because they would leave me after how much I bus' up like a little girl.

 

In a good relationship, the [redacted] would be bussin' up right there with you. Those who buss together, stay together.

[RanRan 3242]

Well, I was kinda nervous about showing myself on the internet, but OK!

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Nice. I hereby assume that in real life you look like a necklace!