Episode 79 — Mary Holland, Our Close Friend

[agata 2789]

missing person: anastasia vigo

 

long brown hair. last seen loving her cats and jokes and caring about hayes and sean with her whole heart and butt.

 

if anyone has seen her, please DM me on instagram, thanks.

[Game of Scones 5812]

jes mcallen episode

[marshall mellow 1671]

I would buy that shirt! As long as it's less than $30...

[Toro y Moist 695]

This is a dangerous game you're getting involved in Lyndon. Nothing good can come from this.

Don't say I didn't warn you Lyndon.

[marshall mellow 1671]

Sean and Hayes - I wanted to post something about the episode but Anastasia hasn't posted her notes yet so I don't know how I feel. Just thought you should know in case you want to reconsider her graduation and maybe hold her back a year or two ? Also, hold back Tim too. His work here is not done.

[Casaba 5942]

Hi gang! Sorry I haven't been around. I've just been so busy today.

 

I had a breakfast meeting with Pixar to discuss my script "Cool Ranch Dorit-Joe". It's a heartwarming tale of a handsome young man who loved snack foods so much that he magically got sucked into a world made of snack food and populated by snack food people. There's one hilarious scene where a peanut butter filled chocolate bunny hops by and Joe picks it up and bites off his adorable head. Unfortunately that bunny was the mayor of Snackville and Joe is tried for murder. It's a happy story with a happy ending though. Joe is saved by the Pop Tart Princess who he later marries and bones.

 

I had a brunch meeting with ILM, so I had to rush from Emeryville to the North Bay. It was so embarrassing. I showed up 2 minutes late and was all sweaty. But it was a good meeting. They want to hire me to work on 3D modeling and character design for an upcoming Dreamworks feature called "Pony Up" (working title) about two young ponies named Agata and Miranda who run away from home to start a band called ClipClops. They go on tour with some crusty older horses who sexually harass them, but in the end ClipClops gets bigger than the crusty horse band and Agata and Miranda kick those horses to the curb. We're in talks with Paul Simonon to voice one of the crusty horses.

 

Then I had a lunch meeting with Zoetrope to produce an art film I've been writing called "Kevin and Kieran's Bonkers Weekend." It sounds goofy, but I have a lot of high contrast lighting, long tracking shots. and silent scenes of quiet meditation in there. Kieran, a young handsome Irish lad with particularly clean teeth travels to Florida where he meets Kevin, a hot and wild party animal with a nice butt. Kevin takes Kieran to all the clubs and tries to get him laid, but in the end they just tan themselves on the beach and become best buds who love each other deeply.

They also find a baby girl orphan and decide to raise her together like in My Two Dads.

 

So needless to say, I am extremely full. Frank Coppola kept making me eat his famous grilled portobello mushroom sandwich. I don't really like portobello mushrooms but he insisted. I took a bite and then threw up. He's still interested in my movie though....but insisted I write in a scene like that. So, anyway, my star is rising and I don't know how much time I'll have for you guys anymore. But you know, if I do get a spare moment, I'll drop back in and say hi.

 

Oh also, good ep. Mary is very funny. And I'm glad the boys liked the shirts. Thanks S + H for all the advice over the years. It has really paid off.

[A Bear 1813]

Feels like the weight of the world has been lifted from my shoulders

[Sam. 480]

 

Guys, this was a sincere question. I appreciate the likes, but likes don't answer questions do they?

 

You stay the fuck away from my lottery ticket.

[Houston 4819]

It's really funny, and, actually, it's based on a real life experience I once had.

 

They say write what you know.

 

Is there an app for bussin' up? There might be record bussin' on this ep. Good scoop troop top tips.

 

Also, not to get real, but is the California drought going to impact the availability of popcorn for the gallery? I said the popcorn gallery. yeah. 4.5 stars.

[broncotruck11 250]

How do I get popular in the forums so that Sean and Hayes will notice me which will land me the pro version!?

[marshall mellow 1671]

Great Anastasia. Such success already. And Tim with his Workaholics job offer fetching bagels. I'm real happy for you both. Lesson to the rest of us to keep on foruming.

 

Also, OMG on getting my PCG question asked finally. I was listening to it with Mr. Mellow and he nearly fell-over ! Then turned to me and asked "that was your question?" in a funny way and I don't mean nice and smart.

[Houston 4819]

They say write what you know.

 

Is there an app counting for bussin' up time? There might be record bussin' on this ep. Good scoop troop top tips.

 

Also, not to get real, but is the California drought going to impact the availability of popcorn for the gallery? I said the popcorn gallery. yeah. 4.5 stars.

edit: sorry for the double post. #hydrocodineproblems

[broncotruck11 250]

Boys, I don't mean to scald you, and I hope you know this comes from a place of love, but you might wanna start reading some of that ad copy! I mean, the luke-rate one was ok, thought they might not like you seding half the ad to a competitor, but you read basically none of the harry's copy! Nothing about a german factory, or how the clerk at the chemists hates you as he uh, unlocks the 'zor cabinet (?) NOT A WORD about how they'll also et women buy their razors... just some stuff about shaving water which frankly I don't know whether to believe or not.

 

I'm on a econd listen and I haven't gotten to the point where MH digs n and gets the humour.

I don't know about shaving water but I did take one of my Harry's razors and shaved my leather couch...and what can I say? Now it's like sitting on a cloud!

[Joe McGurl 8358]

How do I get popular in the forums so that Sean and Hayes will notice me which will land me the pro version!?

 

You probably just got it by posting that. Trust me, longevity gets you nowhere.

[Rob Thomas Wiseau 436]

I've received a bunch of PMs asking what I did with the bag of dog hair that I received in Sergeant Sean's Preview Bag. Well, I ended up making a beard for my cat.

 

[Rob Thomas Wiseau 436]

And no, I don't want to marry my cat. That's a girl thing, and I don't mean that in a sexist way.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Congrats on getting published on freakingnews.com

[marshall mellow 1671]

They are talking about you on Reddit again Chanson.

[Game of Scones 5812]

Forgot to mention: This episode was a lol of fun. this episode probably has the most host laughing of any HH episode and top five of a RSS ep.

[funny Before & After name 127]

They are talking about you on Reddit again Chanson.

I heard someone was talking about reddit? Do you all reddit? It's like cool and front page of internet for nerds.

[Game of Scones 5812]

I heard someone was talking about reddit? Do you all reddit? It's like cool and front page of internet for nerds.

 

the naming is getting out of control

[funny Before & After name 127]

 

the naming is getting out of control

Swoo! Glad I could get my nomenclature to reflect my grasp on reality!

[MusicalGuest 380]

Hayes's snorting tic was out of control this week. Is there an awake version of sleep apnea?

[bengoobers 157]

I got my PG question on the first time I did one but I think it's going to be a peaking early situation for me.

 

This was a very funny episode I nearly crashed my 2009 Honda Accord when Mary made her horny sounds.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

I heard someone was talking about reddit? Do you all reddit? It's like cool and front page of internet for nerds.

 

great first post