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[seeley 836]

Let's see here, I have emails from Carole, Coretta Scott and Billy Jean... King but I do not have anything from a Draft Kings. When was it sent? Is this your way of fuckin' turfing me from the league, Steve? After I #StoodWithSteve and believed in your commissionership when no one else here would? This is outrageous.

[SteveH 11126]

Sorry broseph. It was you whose email I couldn't find, not the other guy. You should have it now. That just leaves....NORM!

[seeley 836]

Thanks, Steve. It's this kind of decisive action and willingness to admit when you're 100% wrong that makes you a really top notch commish. Much love.

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

In order to be more realistic, I think Steve should suspend touchy Seely for 5 games and take away his second and third round draft picks for daring to question your authority

[Game of Scones 5812]

this again.... bigdickplayer69@gmail.com

[SteveH 11126]

I got it. Sorry, didn't think I'd need to use your electronic mails twice. Feel free to delete it if you don't want a bunch of creeps emailing you.

[kbeef2 60]

Did you ever figure out if it's the real Hayes Davenport or just some marry prankster?

[SteveH 11126]

the jury is still out. but in my heart, I believe it's him.

[SteveH 11126]

League Business:

• Draft - September 9th at 9 PM eastern? Is that good with most of you? 9/9 at 9? You're not gonna get a cooler time for a fantasy draft than that
  
• Should I change my team name to 'The Bone Warriors' in light of the most recent episode?
  

Your fearless commissioner,

SteveH

[Game of Scones 5812]

Just so I'm clear, this isn't a pyramid scheme?

 

After paying my entry fee, do I have to do anything else on draft kings? the draft will still be on espn, right?

 

I've been busy irl and have little recollection of whats going on online.

[SteveH 11126]

as far am I'm aware, this is no pyramid scheme. It seems to me that the fine folks at Drafkings have partnered with ESPN to make managing your league $ easier.

 

League is still on ESPN, DraftKings just handle the finances for some reason (I guess because Kings have a lot of money, so they're good with it and you don't really have to worry about them stealing from you since they have all this money already)

 

I was going to do Squarecash in honor of the show, but this just seemed easier since it was right in front of my face

[JaclynnAlexander 258]

Yeah, I think that ESPN partnered with DraftKings to make it easier for both of them. +Sept 9th works for me.

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

sep 9th is fine with me. I'll send you money before then

[WhiteButStillHip 4]

09/09 at 9 works

[elizamuffins 4228]

Draft time is fine!!!!

[kbeef2 60]

Works for me!

[SteveH 11126]

this again.... bigdickplayer69@gmail.com

 

I'm so tempted to send an email to that address. It has to exist

[Blink 1844]

Did you send the Enforcer message because I'm supposed to pay now?

[SteveH 11126]

No, it's just reminding you that the draft is happening...in 10 days.

 

Should we reshuffle the conferences to make it a true East vs. West? By my count we have 5 people from CA in the league, and some I'm not sure of. So we could do california vs. "some parts of the country"

[WhiteButStillHip 4]

Did I miss an email, or am I not invited to play in the HHFFFF? Assuming that I'm not invited, is it because I don't have a profile picture and appear untrustworthy?

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

i like that conference idea. so what's the buy-in? free league?

[RocHoover 400]

Is it possible to pay for and sponsor one of the existing teams if they do not pay thus giving away naming rights to said theoretical team?

[RocHoover 400]

I really don't see why I can't name a fucking team and own it while one of you people's run it

[RocHoover 400]

Does the league have its OWN message board?

[SteveH 11126]

These are the 12 individuals who have signed up. I apologize for revealing your true identities.

• Me
  
• Eddie Averill
  
• Frank Seeley
  
• Liz Waterman
  
• Noah Tomaszewski
  
• Danny Boy Wizard
  
• Francine Mattis (full disclosure: My wife. MYYY WIIFFFFE)
  
• Norman Mayfield
  
• Kyle Rindfleisch
  
• Andrew Smith
  
• Hayes Davenport
  
• Jaclynn Alexander