EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

Nice 69th post.

 

My brotha!

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Guys, I forgot to mention Styx's "Kilroy Was Here" album cover is not an accurate depiction of what I look like. Hell, I didn't even join Styx until "Edge of the Century."

 

The joke here is the implication that I'm Glen Burtnik. Sorry, carry on with your day.

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

This is my foreal avatar, I am aladar, please don't hate me guys I'm super sensitive right now.

[souprman 10477]

bv

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

a kid version of Sean Clements? that's a genius idea.

 

Soup, you up? I'm playing with candles and drinking, and if you're not up Imma chug the rest of my beers. If you are I'd love to talk. I'll even sing song for you on my guitar as long as the song is "the beers" by the front bottoms. It's the only one I know.

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

I wrote this song for souprman, I hope he likes it.

 

Forreal? It didn't submit my video, here it is.

 

https://www.youtube....eature=youtu.be

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Hey guys!

 

I've officially made an ass of myself in front of someone I really care about!

 

Ask me questions or don't , I'm going to be emotionally abusing myself and masturbating at the same time. Cheers!

 

Okay, I'll be the one to ask...

How did you become such a good multitasker - read self-help book?

Pants me the water though, tell us what happened so we can tell you everything will be OK

[souprman 10477]

Everything is going to be okay. Good tune. Calm down just a little.

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

Everything is going to be okay. Good tune. Calm down just a little.

 

I'll sing so hard your lungs explode

[Silvrwoman 4998]

I wrote this song for souprman, I hope he likes it.

 

Forreal? It didn't submit my video, here it is.

 

https://www.youtube....eature=youtu.be

I'm confused. There was no masturbation. And which post are you so upset about?

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

I'm confused. There was no masturbation. And which post are you so upset about?

 

Not a post, a message I sent to someone. thanks for caring Silvrwoman, stick around for my drunkness.

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

Gonna see if I can dominate this whole page with my awesomeness, leggo.

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Gonna see if I can dominate this whole page with my awesomeness, leggo.

A message that you sent Souprman?

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

A message that you sent Souprman?

 

Well you already fucked up my shit, but yes. Check out my recent posts, I dedicated a song to souprman, and I'm about to dedicate a song to you.

[Silvrwoman 4998]

 

 

Well you already fucked up my shit, but yes. Check out my recent posts, I dedicated a song to souprman, and I'm about to dedicate a song to you.

Sorry for fucking up your shit, but like they say, "curiosity killed the cat" because I was so angry I didn't understand so I murdered a cat. And I still don't understand, and I watch the YouTube video, yet I have no clue what your talking about

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

Sorry for fucking up your shit, but like they say, "curiosity killed the cat" because I was so angry I didn't understand so I murdered a cat. And I still don't understand, and I watch the YouTube video, yet I have no clue what your talking about

 

You'll see, something's comin' for ya.

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

This one's for my second biggest fan, Silvrwoman. She's cool beans and you can be to if you kill yourself and lend your proceedings to /r/wolfcool.

 

https://youtu.be/t8J4B5OmMeM

[Silvrwoman 4998]

This one's for my second biggest fan, Silvrwoman. She's cool beans and you can be to if you kill yourself and lend your proceedings to /r/wolfcool.

 

https://youtu.be/t8J4B5OmMeM

You "got this shit" as you most elegantly said.

Also, is this a cover? Because I feel like I've heard, "I don't know if I can physically move my fingers to the ability that you want me to move them for this" before

[devscoots 2561]

Too much posts this weekend, please be more considerate in the future and think before you post

 

For real, is ANYONE able to keep up with the forums anymore?

 

There's too much forums guys

[Silvrwoman 4998]

 

 

For real, is ANYONE able to keep up with the forums anymore?

 

There's too much forums guys

Don't worry, this is a dead thread anyway. Just drunk ppl here. It reminds me of going into a bar at like 9am and seeing the "usuals" talk about their AA chips. Do they have AA down under?

[devscoots 2561]

Yeah, but with a lot less religioney stuff and chips and whatnot

 

 

 

But please, less forums, please

 

 

ppl keep referring to stuff that I can't remember reading even though it was on a page I've been on and it's super disconcerting

[souprman 10477]

I think

Yeah, but with a lot less religioney stuff and chips and whatnot

 

 

 

But please, less forums, please

 

 

ppl keep referring to stuff that I can't remember reading even though it was on a page I've been on and it's super disconcerting

I think this thread still has a lot of potential.

[devscoots 2561]

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Edited to remove stupid joke because there's no delete button

[sheeshkabob 213]

It's been bugging me that I haven't posted to say how great this ep was. Joe Wengert delivers every dang time. There. I hope I can move on now.