EPISODE 111 — Mike O'Brien, Our Close Friend

[SteveH 11126]

Too sweaty

[SteveH 11126]

Hey we are trying out a new idea called the phonecorn gallery if anyone wants to call in and be on the show at 330 pacific. The number is 442-244-9653.

 

Come with topics about the news

 

I'll probably be eating dinner then. Can we do a different time? I know about almost all the news. Thanks.

[Andy Dick Cheney 3779]

Make sure you mention my name in any phone calls to enter the sweepstakes.

 

The caller who mentions me the most times will win a signed copy of my new book "Why Am I? And Are You?"

 

Also why wouldn't you call in and talk to the hosts of the greatest podcast, Hollywood Handbook:

 

Sean Clements:

 

& Hayes Davenport:

[honlads 8798]

Too sweaty

 

Smh you did NOT just say that. No respect. Optimal sweatiness was achieved and you go and say this. No respect.

[rod aug 5637]

Too sweaty

please don't insult my sweat, I got it from my mother's side

[robotam 4493]

Hey, would this be a good gift for someone who likes socks and cats?

 

 

I'm worried that if the person tries to wash them, all the ink will run and the weird cloth I used for cat faces might disintegrate.

[AshleyChupp 3958]

I have never been so close to quitting a job over a single phone call in my life.

 

one time my supervisor called me drunk late one evening just to say "Hey. You're really fucking obnoxious." and then hung up and I would say that's probably the closest i've ever been to quitting a job over a single phone call in my life. but you're right, this is very bad too, and you're facing a real conundrum right now.

 

As I said to my ex boyfriend when he told me that he didn't fulfill the requirements of his probation and was forging some documents to give to the judge saying that he actually did, "I hope you make the right choice.... No, no I didn't mean anything by it. I swear. Yes you're right, you have told me to watch my tone. I'm sorry. No I really am sorry. How can I make this right? Seriously? I have to do that? No of course I'll do it. You know I will. Yes, I understand. I love y-- oh you're leaving now. Okay, bye honey."

[Game of Scones 5812]

its funny cuz its true

[AnnieMcfadden 943]

nothing funnier than sadness B^)

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Robotam, those are very cute socks

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Hey we are trying out a new idea called the phonecorn gallery if anyone wants to call in and be on the show at 330 pacific. The number is 442-244-9653.

 

Come with topics about the news

[chicknsandwich 2495]

[Game of Scones 5812]

the scales are tipping back in favor of estrogen on this forum

 

 

that's a good question!

[Hayzie Bone 843]

actually call at 4:15. sean needs some extra time to think of funny things he wants to say on the show.

[kobthatreal 5896]

Tell him ahmed didnt actually "invent" a clock hes gonna lose his shit

[chicknsandwich 2495]

5 minutes later and I would be on the floor laughing 'n giggling rn

[Andy Dick Cheney 3779]

You know I can't stay up past midnight, Hayes.

 

Everyone knows.

 

Alan: "Hey ranran. Can I stay up past midnight?"

 

Ranran: "Of course not. Everyone knows that. You know that Jmo. Don't you?"

 

JMosnterface: "Tsuh. Sheesh. Everyone knows that. Just like everyone knows me and Bear ain't the same person."

 

Bear: "Did someone say my name! Also it's after 11 in Ireland, Alan. You can't stay up much later than this."

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

Go to bed Alan. I don't want you to be cranky in the morning.

[JMonsterface 1974]

JMonsterface has changed his name to Jmosnterface

[skizelo 2536]

Sean going off on political things Hayes wants no part of is one of my fave "running gags" i hope they pick it up.

[mwn 5470]

I'd love to call in but I've got this big bowl of soup that I just can't tear myself away from. Good luck to all participants, though.

[chanson 9697]

Sad I couldn't call in today. Looking forward to hearing everyone!

[AnnieMcfadden 943]

I TALKED TO THEM I TALKED TO MY BOYS AND CONGRATS TO RANRAN AND GREGGY AND JEFFREY AND SOUPERMAM AND EVERY ONE I'M FREAKING OUT MY COLD DEAD HEART IS WARMED

[skizelo 2536]

boys, i'm sorry i let you down.. i didn't call because i'm in another country and i thought it'll cost me. in recompense, i'll buy one of yr new t-shirts to sleep in... boys, forgive me...

[burdrulz 1760]

The andrew impression was amazing.

 

 

I felt incredibly nervous and scared.