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EPISODE 111 — Mike O'Brien, Our Close Friend

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This racy sexist loved the episode. "Siam Sam" almost killed me (I was driving... drunk... on laughter!).

But, I wonder if the forums got all hot with takes around the time I joined... Is it me? Am I a bad influence? It's starting to seem like those Mommies and Daddies were right all along!!1!!!11!!!

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Good morning, friends. I made you a fruit tray because I love (some of) you. Get at it fast cause it's first come, first serve and there aren't that many strawberries.

 

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PS- thanks for all your puppy name suggestions in the last thread. I was going to name him after my favorite forumer but then he really pissed me off so I named him Thundercock69 instead. I just strapped him to a motorcycle and duct taped the thing that makes it go down and pointed him westward. He should reach Hayes and Sean by Christmas I imagine.

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That platter's too small. Those mangos are gonna fall right on that garage floor.

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I liked that Mike jumped in before he was introduced, shows he's got cojones

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Listen Ashley, I have cut sugar almost completely out of my diet and the only fruits I can eat are pretty much strawberries and raspberries because of all the fiber. So thank for nothing. You might as well have offered me a tray of candy and pastries. I won't be over! Call me up when you have a tray of bacon and cheese. Bitches trying to get healthy over here!

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Every single one of you can go fuck yourselves straight to hell.

 

Except A Bear because he is right and I'm going to do ten Hail Marys as penance.

 

Anyone got a football?

 

(Yes I'm a girl. Yes I know they do Hail Marys in football.)

 

Edit: i'm never doing anything nice 4 you guys again.

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I know exactly where this picture was taken... and it's in the town where I went to high school... weird.

How do you know where it was taken

 

There are no landmarks

 

Are you able to tell water apart like Jane Goodall can tell apes apart

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im on this new diet where i can only eat wood. youre a very bad person for posting the pic of food

Thought all you people ate was salmon (yes I'm a racist)

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Wow, thanks Ashley, this looks great. As you may be aware, I only eat sugar, so this fruit is going to be really good for me. Thanks for being so considerate of my diet!

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All I eat is slimy kiwi so this is great for me. thanks!

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Hey guys,

 

Just realized I hadn't posted yet this week, whoops. Thanks for the delicious-looking fruit, Ashley, I've been needing to get some more vitamin C and other nutrients contained in fruit. Worried about the boys with all this bad Howl news coming down the pipe. Def gonna send them my medicine (luckily I just got a refill!). Not sure how I feel about Engineer Ryan.

 

Take care, friends. Keep fighting the good fight.

 

Regards,

Lizzy

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Thanks Ashley. I eat an average amount of fruit so let me get a normal amount of that watermelon

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I would eat nothing but fruit if I could. I literally love the stuff. All kinds, even weird exotic ones like grapefruits and apricots. I am like a human fruitbat or something. Then again, maybe I'm more like a flying fox, which is very clever inside joke making reference to my last name. I'd explain it, but that would take too long, and I'm not sure I'm ready to share personal info with a bunch of internet trolls.

 

Podcast was good this week, I thought the main podcast guys and also the guest were all very funny. It must be fun to be a podcast host and get to become friends with so many funny cool guests.

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Currently having a music war with the bumblefucks that my landlord didn't tell me were going to be working on my duplex 3 hours before I normally wake up.

 

I think my roommate is sandwiched between the death metal and country.

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Yo whatup slimes haaannhhh great episode this week glad to see rizolli and isles back on the case together and mike obrien thats fam thats $$$$ cashbox swwoooop(idk?)

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On this day I'm thankful that I'm a young attractive single male, and I'm also thankful for all the likes I will receive because of this.

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Yes on this blessed day before I am tankful for all of the advantages I have simply by being a white man. Oh yeah and I live in oregon so blaze it up you filthy long hairs.

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On this day every year, I like to stand up and formally give thanks that it isn't Thanksgiving until tomorrow. Because I'm so far behind on my preparations! Rofl.

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On this day every year, I like to stand up and formally give thanks that it isn't Thanksgiving until tomorrow. Because I'm so far behind on my preparations! Rofl.

Well if you would stop giving thanks all day on Wednesday then you would be ready for Thanksgiving lmao for real though you crazy for this one spunky I'm tellin u haha classic

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Yes on this blessed day before I am tankful for all of the advantages I have simply by being a white man. Oh yeah and I live in oregon so blaze it up you filthy long hairs.

 

I live in Oregon too! so I'm basically a white man by association.

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lol you guys live in oregon? is portlandia real i love how quirky and funny the people are, must be cool to see fred armstrong around researching too.

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