Episode 115 — Improving Brett's House with DC Pierson

[robinsbruce 4985]

no give me the first baby i need help raking all these damn leaves. it likes greasy pizza right? i can swing that

[souprman 10477]

--- - dash dash dash represents the letter O in morse code, maybe you could do something with that i dont know.

Jack my name is Übermensch, a strong German name.

 

 

 

 

Edit>This is a literary reference not a nazi reference so don't get any funny ideas.

[apocowarg 2696]

HEY JACKAL

 

WARGEN IS DUTCH IRISH YOU PRICK

[Andrew 4646]

Steve im glad you had the smarts to come to the forum for help naming your child. I've complied a list of my top 45 choices in no paticular order and reason why you should name your future baby that.

 

nohorseman - if your kid doesnt come out looking like a horse this is a contender.

piemanpie24 - does the newborn look kid of like the baker? why not name him after him, also you should probably get a blood test.

ThunderCock69 - such a strong german name

chickn egg(nog) - everyone's heard of Chris Martins daughter Apple, why not make things a bit more festive and go with everyones favorite holiday treat.

--- - dash dash dash represents the letter O in morse code, maybe you could do something with that i dont know.

robotam - you can future proof your kid by naming it after the inevitable singularity

honlads - strong irish name, pretty sure it means says funny things in gaelic

aaaaa - when you take your kid to the doctor instead of asking him to say ah the doc can just say say your name

youngrose - youtube.com/watch?v=yivLt9cTaio

silvrwoman - ive heard of a man name sue, but a boy named women

Spunky Foonerism - hmm running out of steam, really wish I didnt have to comm

Joe Lerini - strong german name

mikebonetti - strong german name

wargen - strong german name

ash - strong german name

Rose_Cream - youtube.com/watch?v=j2r2nDhTzO4

lizzy - strong german name

Jacob C - strong german name

JeffreyPartiesStrikesBack - strong german name

SteveH - strong german name

Jackal - strong german name

Number 1 Cheeba Hawk - strong german name

Jack Johnson P.I. - strong german name

Houston - strong german name

WheedzCentricThEntertainer - strong german name

Nice Norm - strong german name

Joe McGurl - strong handsome name

Chanson - strong skiers name

Ensendada Slime - strong german name

eLIZamuffins - strong food name

greggy - strong clown name

Ronnie hog - strong german name

Kevin O'Brien - dont name your kid this, he could never live up to the legend

Blink - strong german name

agata - strong german name

Jon Onyx - strong german name

Cargo Shortzenegger - strong german name

dreamingofhalls - strong german name

thejjar - strong german name

RanRan - strong german name

Asadasa - strong german name

mwn - strong german name

A Bear - strong animal name

devscoot - strong german name

Zsinjeh - strong german name

Thomas Fiddlesticks - strong german name

 

I think you need to make an edit.

[Jakal 4475]

 

I think you need to make an edit.

Done

[SteveH 11126]

hey steve what are you going to do with the first one once the second one sprouts?

 

Make an offer. Interesting trades will be considered

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

You should name your kid Down by 311

[robinsbruce 4985]

I've got a skip-it, some moon shoes, and 3 half melted army men. How's that sounding? Wait just checked my pockets and I also have 37 cents to sweeten the pot

[souprman 10477]

hey, screw you too jakal

HEY JACKAL

 

WARGEN IS DUTCH IRISH YOU PRICK

 

I think you need to make an edit.

Boy they really come out of the woodwork when you do a name list post eh Jakal? Been there brother...

[Joe Lerini 7329]

youngrose - youtube.com/watch?v=yivLt9cTaio

 

Ooh, name the kid Batman Forever!

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

Chalupa Batman!

[apocowarg 2696]

I fixed your list

heres a pretty good list

 

nohorseman - this is a man that is so strong your grandpa would shit his pants if he knew

piemanpie24 - i like the cut of his jib, a true patriot and fuckmachine

ThunderCock69 - might like 311 i don't remember TREAD LIGHTLY (oh nvm doesn't like 311 pcool guy)

chickn egg(nog) - real sexy piece of business this one

--- - pearly allure of mysteriousness

honlads - sounds like something a viking would yell at the dumb sea

aaaaa - she makes the Queen of Sheba look like a wet piece of shit

youngrose - ever seen that movie where the cool new kid comes to school and changes everything? bottle that

silvrwoman - people pay this lady to fuck their moms and she accepts bitcoins

Spunky Foonerism - this dude wears bear traps instead of shoes

Joe Lerini - got into a fight with giant crab and the crab was crying

mikebonetti - uses a 55 gallon hefty bag as a condom FOR HIS BRAIN

wargen - dutch irish you prick

ashley - played a game of chess against the grim reaper and guess who won? well do you see the grim reaper anywhere? no

Rose_Cream - made a toilet explode with their mind (this is good the toilet was evil)

lizzy - Josh Homme has her on speed dial

Jacob C - actually immortal, spends more time at children's hospitals than you do on the shitter

JeffreyPartiesStrikesBack - lifted a volkswagon with his dick

SteveH - can eat batteries but doesn't cuz he is so modest, also has real fertile loins

Jackal - strong german name

Number 1 Cheeba Hawk - jumped over a waffle house and slam dunked a basketball

Jack Johnson P.I. - lives in a hollowed out rock underneath the pentagon

Houston - same name as the best porn star but don't google recent pictures of that porn star it went downhill

WheedzCentricThEntertainer - smokes blunts made out of bible pages but in a respectful manner

Nice Norm - sassy enough to strip the bark off a mighty oak

Joe McGurl - curly mustache circus strongman extraordinaire

Chanson - friend of the turtles, master of icy reaches

Ensendada Slime - hacked all the way into north korea's wireless network

eLIZamuffins - can crush walnuts with her thighs and crushes hearts with bedroom eyes

greggy - i think this is the clown from that movie about krumping

Ronnie hog - what can you say about ronnie hog that hasn't already been said about raccoons as a species

Kevin O'Brien - raps no good, smells like old taco lives under dumpster

Blink - tales tell of a mountain that fell in love with a man

agata - timebeast

Jon Onyx - said a riddle that made smoke come out of a robot's head

Cargo Shortzenegger - walked across the bottom of the atlantic ocean to prove a point

dreamingofhalls - makes sonic the hedgehog look like a poser

thejjar - did some pretty not-okay stuff to a bunch of people that deserved it

RanRan - is legally dead but told god to "eat farts"

Asadasa - above average fencer

mwn - accomplishments are classfied and you ain't got the clearance, buddy

A Bear - wrote Saving Private Ryan, is a bear

devscoot - rhymes with crash bandicoot, not a coincidence

Zsinjeh - first person to receive a mermaid heart transplant

Thomas Fiddlesticks - has two blue ribbons from the county fair one for making pies and one for being fucking awesome

Bruce Reid Robinson II - married his dog in defiance of the both the heavens and all actual human law

Danny Boy Wizard - tender soul, high and tight perm, cheetah on the future streets

Andrew - hits the skins like a madman takes no guff from nobody specially not his dad

robotam - reclusive musician whose debut album The Low Tabernackle is considered a modern folk rock masterpiece. Pitchfork's review consisted of a 34 second audio clip of their entire Chicago office spitting on a copy of Radiohead's Kid A

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

Damn! What are you going to do about that, Jackal?

[Jakal 4475]

My last name is Greiner, which is pretty strong and german. I think wargen hit the nail on the head.

[youngrose 370]

you should add "heres a pretty good list" to the top of that bad boy

[AshleyChupp 3958]

I wish wargen's post was on tinder so I could swipe "superlike"

 

respect, my brother

 

only jackal is allowed to call me "ash" though so please edit in the second half of my name, thanks.

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

I don't like 311

[Blink 1844]

These threads are getting too wacky

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Excited for a new I4H tomorrow

[apocowarg 2696]

I don't like 311

 

only jackal is allowed to call me "ash" though so please edit in the second half of my name, thanks.

 

fixt

[kobthatreal 5896]

I dont like what wargen said about my main slime Chanson. He can kick rocks and I counter ashleys superlike with a fuckudude

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Excited for a new I4H tomorrow

Also a new Doughboys!

[apocowarg 2696]

I counter ashleys superlike with a fuckudude

 

Kevin O'Brien - raps no good, smells like old taco lives under dumpster

 

 

fixt

[kobthatreal 5896]

lol just wait til i get to the studio, hope u like the smell of pinewood and 6 feet of dirt motherfucker

[apocowarg 2696]

I love the smell of pinewood derby cars and all lengths of dirt.