EPISODE 120 — Brandon Gardner, Our Close Friend

[JacobCrites 4977]

going to see zoolander 2 tonight, anybody seen this thing? my expectations are pretty low, but they could be swayed to be lower.

[SteveH 11126]

 

I like this more now that I understand the reference

[mwn 5470]

For those who might not get the reference, "hot dog go to bathroom" is a quote from the podcast Hollywood Handbook.

[AshleyChupp 3958]

I'm in Chicago.

 

Now what?

[Game of Scones 5812]

fart and blame someone else

[Joe Lerini 7329]

I'm in Chicago.

Whoa, was the audition process hard? Did you have to sing "Baby, What A Big Surprise"?

[Lumberjim 364]

Anyone on here got a podcast?

[elizamuffins 4228]

I'm in Chicago.

 

Now what?

 

I guess join an improv team?

[Hayzie Bone 843]

VALENTINE'S DAY RULES:

 

-post a questions about your relationship or yoour crush

-personal question about love issues you have

-not valentine's day but right now

-pass it on!

-for our guest we need questions about your love problems

[thejjar 5031]

What's love really got to do with it?

[Andrew 4646]

Guest, what is a good way to convince someone to marry you and to make it look legitimate in the eyes of certain immigration authorities?

[robotam 4493]

My mum and dad have been married for 20 years and still love each other very much. How do I stop their sex noises from drifting into my bedroom while I'm trying to sleep?

[Andrew 4646]

Guest, perhaps Hayes and/or Sean have spoken about a certain physical problem they have with ladies in the bedroom. Do you have any tips for a friend of mine who has the opposite problem?

[thejjar 5031]

Hi guest, my last relationship ended because the girl kept saying "I spent too much time outside" and "why are you going through my trash" and "wow the homeless situation has gotten real bad here lately" Any tips on how to handle situations like this in the future?

[chicknsandwich 2495]

Guest,

 

I recently saw Emma Thompson (Nanny McPhee) standing in line for a milkshake at a local ice cream parlor.

 

I asked for her number, but she just took a slurp of her big shake and rolled her eyes at me.

 

How do I deal with this constant tide of rejection?

[Houston 4819]

Guest,

 

It's often said that size doesn't matter, but I think it does. Yet when I do a great big poop and leave it for my lady friend to see she gets really upset. How can I get her to celebrate my accomplishments with me?

[AshleyChupp 3958]

Why are dudes so fucking weird?

[robotam 4493]

How can I tell if a women loves me or just loves my personality, physical appearance and my actions!?

[apocowarg 2696]

How can I trick someone into falling in love with me even though I am a terrible person?

[greggy 15909]

how do i make my wife love me again

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Guest,

 

It's Joe. They say love is blind but what if it were deaf? What would that be like?

[souprman 10477]

bxfbfx

[apocowarg 2696]

Women often say my penis is very big. How can I tell more people about this without seeming like I am bragging?

[Jakal 4475]

Guest,

 

What songs do you like to make whoopee to?

 

Jackal

[Andrew 4646]

Guest,

 

I know this HB8 but I just cannot f-close, no matter how much kino I establish. Do you have any suggestions?

 

P.S. Yes, I have already tried negging.