A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client. A lawyer who is his own client has a man for a foo...you know what? Forget this catchphrase-craft

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client. A lawyer who is his own client has a man for a foo...you know what? Forget this catchphrase-crafting bullshit. Let's go eat some corn.